Tens Of Thousands Dead In Ongoing Africa
JUBA, SOUTH SUDAN—According to alarming reports from international relief agencies operating in Swaziland, Chad, the Democratic Republic of Congo, and rebel-held sections of Mali ...
Africa
Congo Approves Economic Stimulus Package Of AK-47 For Every Citizen
Congo lawmakers are convinced the stimulus package will give Congolese the assault weapons they need to obtain clothes, food.
In The Know: Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex
Panelists discuss the complicated issues facing Nigeria or Niger.
U.S. Bombs Somalia
The U.S. has initiated a series of attacks in southern Somalia aimed at suspected members of al Qaeda. What do you think?
Egyptian Conservationists Fight To Protect Dwindling Mummy Population
CAIRO—The number of undead Egyptian princes roaming the desert has diminished from 12,000 in 1970 to just 300 today.
Rebels Immediately Regret Seizing Power In Zambia
LUSAKA, ZAMBIA—None of the blood that filled our streets nor the carnage that choked our cities could have prepared us for these pathetic annual ...
African Children Given 30,000 Unused 'Save Darfur' T-Shirts
SAN FRANCISCO—Citing poor U.S. sales, San Francisco-based Me Tees T-shirts announced Tuesday that nearly 30,000 of their cream-colored,...
Dikembe Mutombo Donates $15 Million Sports Arena To Congo
KINSHASA, DEM. REP. OF CONGO—Houston Rockets center Dikembe Mutombo fulfilled a lifelong dream Monday, announcing that he will donate a...
U.S. Dedicates $64 Billion To Undermining Gates Foundation Efforts
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Tankers carrying millions of vials of the AIDS virus departed for Africa today as part of an effort to stop the charitable ...
$18 Payment To Sponsored Child Withheld To Teach Child A Lesson
FAIRFAX, VA&mdashSave-A-Child father Gene Anderson says Mtumbe needs to learn to save for his future and not spend money on every childish little whim.
Somalia Defeats Rwanda To Win Third-World Cup
KHARTOUM, SUDAN—The host city of the 2006 Developing Nations Football Championship erupted in cheers that nearly drowned out the cries of the starving and ...
Thousands Feared Born In Nigerian Population Explosion
LAGOS, NIGERIA—UN officials remain unsure what caused the population explosion, but point out that border disputes with neighboring Chad and Niger have cooled heroin ...
Troops To Darfur
The United Nations is being called on to send peacekeeping forces to keep peace and prevent the genocide in Darfur. What do you think?
Poverty-Stricken Africans Receive Desperately Needed Bibles
MARADI, NIGER—Living Light Ministries spared no expense to feed the emaciated souls of the world's most famished people.
Rest Of U2 Perfectly Fine With Africans Starving
SAN FRANCISCO—The Edge, Adam Clayton, and Larry Mullen Jr. are perfectly okay with the dismal plight of Africa's poor.
