Lance Armstrong's Endurance Tested By Sheryl Crow Concert
DALLAS—Seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong found his endurance stretched "almost to the breaking point" last Friday by a three-hour, 30-song concert presented ...
Athletes
Terrell Owens Pre-Emptively Disparages Next Contract
PHILADELPHIA—Eagles wideout Terrell Owens, who recently returned to his team after a training-camp holdout on the second year of his seven-year, $49 million contract ...
Tiger Woods Signs $15 Million Deal To Endorse Alex Rodriguez
NEW YORK—Alex Rodriguez, the business-savvy, image-conscious Yankees third-baseman, formally announced Sunday that he has signed golf superstar Tiger Woods to a three-year, $15 million ...
Joe Namath Guarantees He'll Lose Battle With Alcoholism
NEW YORK—Swaggering Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Namath, famous for his flamboyant lifestyle and his historic promise of victory in Super Bowl III, guaranteed ...
Former Viagra Spokesman Suspended For Using Performance-Enhancing Substances
BALTIMORE—All-Star first baseman and sexual-dysfunction-drug pitchman Rafael Palmeiro was suspended for using performance-enhancing substances just weeks after entering the 3,000-hit club and months ...
Jeff Gordon Never Gets Tired Of Seeing Face On Cheap Plastic Crap
CHARLOTTE, NC—NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon never tires of seeing his image on cheap, collectible junk, the four-time Winston Cup champion revealed Monday during a ...
Linebacker Faces Suspension For Genocide
MINNEAPOLIS—In the latest legal complication for an NFL player, Minnesota Vikings linebacker Antwone Evans may receive a fine and possibly even a suspension for ...
Michael Jordan Not Exactly Sure What Product He Just Filmed Commercial For
LOS ANGELES— Minutes after completing a commercial shoot Monday, NBA legend Michael Jordan reported being unable to recall what product he endorsed. "I'm pretty ...
Formerly Evil Wrestler Realizes Error Of His Ways
PONTIAC, MI—Manzilla, the American Wrestling Federation villain reviled for inflicting countless blindside folding-chair blows and barbed-wire-bat bludgeonings upon helpless opponents, rocked the world of ...
Jordan Ponders A Comeback
Michael Jordan, mulling a return to basketball, has said he will make a decision by mid-September. What enticements has the NBA offered to lure him ...
Pro Athlete Lauded For Being Decent Human Being
MILWAUKEE–Ray Allen, Milwaukee Bucks guard and budding NBA superstar, is drawing raves on and off the court, hailed by admirers as "not an asshole ...
American Gladiator Still Insists Friends Call Him 'Turbo'
LIMA, IN–More than five years after his last appearance on the syndicated program American Gladiators, Dale "Turbo" Brandt continues to insist that friends refer ...
