School Janitor's Summer As Human Already A Distant Memory
NORTH PLATTE, NE—Two weeks into the new school year, North Platte High School janitor Stan McCurdy's fond memories of his summer as a ...
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Kindergarten Bus Driver Has Seen Some Nutty Moms Before But Holy Shit
Kindergarten Bus Driver Has Seen Some Nutty Moms Before But Holy Shit
Activities Fair Helps New Freshman Pick Which Clubs They'd Like To Attend Exactly One Meeting Of
Activities Fair Helps New Freshman Pick Which Clubs They'd Like To Attend Exactly One Meeting Of
Nation's Underfunded Public Education System To Experiment With Shortened 6-Day School Year
WASHINGTON—Faced with shrinking tax revenues and decreased public spending, the Department of Education announced Friday the 2012-2013 academic year would need to be radically ...
First Handout Of School Year Crushed, Stuffed In Backpack
First Handout Of School Year Crushed, Stuffed In Backpack
Least-Expensive Meal Plan Could Feed Family Of 6 For A Year
Least-Expensive Meal Plan Could Feed Family Of 6 For A Year
Mom Unaware Little Note She Packed With Son's Lunch Getting Him Beaten Up Right Now
SUN VALLEY, ID—Dental hygienist and mother June Treadway, 36, appears unaware that the thoughtful note she wrote at 6:30 a.m.
2nd-Grade Teacher Can't Believe How Much Fatter They Keep Getting
WASHINGTON, PA—With the 2012-2013 academic year beginning this week, longtime James G. Blaine Elementary School teacher Suzanne Pomponio, 39, expressed her astonishment Wednesday at ...
Teacher Just Hopes They Never Google Him
KETTERING, OH—After completing his first day at Fairmont High School on Tuesday, history teacher Ted Wilkinson reportedly spent most of the evening desperately praying ...
6th-Grade Teacher Seen Making Out With GameStop Dude
BETHESDA, MD—Multiple reports Monday morning indicated that Van Buren Middle School teacher Ms. Emeling was totally seen making out with that dude...
College Roommates To Continue Bonding Process Until Real Friends Made
BOSTON—Sources at Boston University's Shelton Hall reported Monday that freshmen Paul Seltzer and Michael Thiru will continue building a rapport with each other ...
Report: More Recent College Graduates Making Extra Money By Tutoring High School Teachers
NORMAL, IL—According to the Center for the Study of Education Policy at Illinois State University, an increasing number of recent college graduates unable to ...
Lonely Teacher, Outcast Student Begin Somewhat Endearing Sexual Relationship
FORT WORTH, TX—Filling the voids of loneliness present in their respective lives, Robert P. Hughes High School science teacher Lorraine Belmont, 33, and sophomore ...
Freshman Asks New Roommate Not To Hide Masturbation From Him
BLOOMINGTON, IN—As Indiana University students began moving into their assigned residence halls Wednesday, freshman Martin Mattucci told his new roommate Corey Dwire not to ...
Nation's Students To Give American Education System Yet Another Chance
WASHINGTON—Despite years of putting up with underperforming teachers, overcrowded classrooms, and a gradually deteriorating educational experience, American students reluctantly announced Tuesday that they would ...
College Student Still Managing To Look Like Asshole In Picture Of Village He Helped Build
PRINCETON, NJ—Even while posing for a picture alongside impoverished people he helped provide humanitarian aid to, college junior Dave Morris—with that smug, know-it-all ...
Nation's School Systems Held Back A Year
WASHINGTON—Having continued to display learning deficits and a failure to reach basic educational milestones, the nation's school systems will be asked to repeat ...
15-Year-Old Girl Viciously Torn Apart By Rabid Pack Of Peers
MONTEREY, CA—A stunned crowd outside Del Monte Shopping Center watched in horror Saturday as helpless 15-year-old Haley Garner was savagely attacked and ripped to ...
