Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience
Obama's duties in the Spanish government will include collating documents, negotiating treaties, and presiding over national days of mourning.
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Candidates Annoyed To Have To Take Stance On Zinc Mining
WINONA, MO—After learning about the importance of zinc mining to residents in the crucial swing state of Missouri, presidential candidates...
McCain Blasts Obama As Out Of Touch In Burma-Shave-Style Billboard Campaign
RAPID CITY, SD—John McCain escalated his attacks on Obama's leadership credentials Tuesday by endorsing a series of rhyming...
Obama Advertising In Video Games
Barack Obama's presidential campaign has begun advertising in video games like Guitar Hero and Madden NFL 09 in the weeks before the election. What...
Powell Endorses Obama
On Meet the Press this Sunday, former Bush cabinet member Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama for president. What do you think?
Southern Sheriff Pulls Over Obama Campaign Bus For Broken Taillight
FOXWORTH, MS—Addressing him as "Barry," the sheriff told Obama that "someone 'bout his height, 'bout his skin color knocked out a Piggly Wiggly a ...
Poll: 85% Of Americans Would Like To See Candidates Compete In Funny Obstacle Course
WASHINGTON—According to a USA Today–Gallup poll released Monday, as many as 85 percent of Americans strongly wish to see Sens. Barack...
Obama Under Fire For Playing T-Ball During Vietnam
WASHINGTON—At a press conference on Monday, members of the Vietnam Veterans Alliance blasted Democratic nominee Barack Obama for his failure...
Much-Criticized Media Vows To Return To Softball Tactics
WASHINGTON—Having endured weeks of pointed criticism over their aggressive questions, research-based analyses, and recent tendency to...
Obama Clinches 'Joe Cabernet Sauvignon' Vote
WASHINGTON—Following a strong performance by the Democratic nominee in Tuesday's presidential debate, political analysts overwhelmingly...
Parents Of Obama Volunteer Couldn't Be More Proud, Sick Of Son
OAK PARK, IL—Parents of Obama '08 campaign volunteer Mark Lowe said their son's selfless work for the Illinois senator has shown the...
Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain
In response to Republican attacks, Barack Obama unleashed a series of slightly negative ads that gently point out how McCain could be doing a better ...
Report: 60 Million People You'd Never Talk To Voting For Other Guy
BOSTON—The fact that you and these 60 million strangers actually live in the same country and salute the same flag seems to defy reality ...
New Debate Rules Allow For One 15-Second Strangulation
OXFORD, MS—Amid discussions of possibly postponing the debate altogether, Sens. Barack Obama (D-IL) and John McCain (R-AZ) were able to...
Obama Staff Pulled From North Dakota
The Obama campaign is pulling its 50 staffers from North Dakota in order to deploy them in the battleground states of Wisconsin and Minnesota. What...
Jewish Voters Push-Polled
Jewish voters in two states have reported they were asked leading questions during a phone survey about Barack Obama intended to sway their opinion....
Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas
In an appeal to working class voters, Barack Obama claimed his economic plan would save millions of backbreaking, mind-numbing shitty jobs.
Obama Deletes Another Unread MoveOn.org E-Mail
CHICAGO—"Ugh, not these people again," Obama was overheard to say as he placed the unread e-mail into the Gmail folder marked "Trash."
