In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In Balls
President Obama works out an agreement to have Republicans in Congress kick him in the balls in exchange for nothing.
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Obama Asks Staff To Try To Include National Security Adviser A Little More
'He's Having A Tough Time Fitting In,' Sympathetic Commander In Chief Says
WASHINGTON—According to White House sources, President Obama gently urged his staff Monday to try to include national security adviser Thomas Donilon a little more ...
Secret Service's Prostitution Scandal Did Not Affect President's Security, White House Adviser Madame Chartreuse Says
WASHINGTON—The alleged misconduct of Secret Service personnel accused of soliciting prostitutes in Colombia last month did not at any time compromise President Obama's ...
Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone
Voters describe recent images of Obama eating a gigantic hoagie all by himself "somehow very sad."
Obama Launches More Realistic 'I Have Big Ideas But We'll See How It Goes' Campaign Slogan
CHICAGO—After coming to terms with the limited scope of what he can realistically expect to accomplish as president, Barack Obama announced Wednesday a new ...
Democrats: Obama Has Dicked Us Around For Four Years, Now It's Our Turn
While most Democrats plan to vote for Obama in November, they continue to tell pollsters they're "undecided" just for the fun of messing with ...
Obama Signs Bill Banning Congressional Insider Trading
Following a prayer breakfast this morning, President Obama signed into law a bill prohibiting members of Congress and other federal employees from insider trading.
Major Obama Donor Accused Of Fraud
Abake Assongba, a New York woman who with her husband contributed $50,000 to the Obama campaign, is accused of defrauding people out of more ...
Obama Waiting For Perfect Moment To Walk By White House Tour Group
'They're Totally Going To Freak Out,' Excited President Says
WASHINGTON—According to White House sources, President Obama took a break from his national security briefing today in order to wait for just the right ...
Obama Begs Voters Not To Make His Daughters Switch Schools
The Obama campaign unveils a new strategy: urging Americans to keep him in the White House so Sasha and Malia don't have to make ...
Obama Criticized For Living In Lavish Mansion While Most Americans Struggle To Make Ends Meet
132-Room Estate Includes Personal Chef, 24-Hour Security Detail
WASHINGTON—Over the past three years, as the sluggish economy has forced many Americans to tighten their belts, President Obama has reportedly enjoyed a lavish ...
Obama's State Of The Union
President Barack Obama delivered his third State of the Union last night. What do you think?
Obama Rejects Keystone Pipeline
Citing environmental concerns, the Obama administration is rejecting the proposed Canada-to-U.S. oil pipeline, but may reconsider if the builders propose a different route.
President Obama Wondering Why He Always Has To Initiate Phone Call With NCAA Champions
WASHINGTON—In the moments following Alabama's 21-0 victory in the BCS National Championship Monday, President Barack Obama asked several advisers why he always has ...
Obama Openly Asks Nation Why On Earth He Would Want To Serve For Another Term
PITTSBURGH—Citing three years of exhausting partisan politics, constant gridlock in Congress, and an overall feeling that the entire nation has "completely lost it," President ...
In Major Gaffe, Obama Forgets To Dumb It Down
CINCINNATI—In a serious miscalculation that may prove devastating to his bid for a second term, President Barack Obama neglected Tuesday to simplify a statement ...
Obama Publishes Tell-All Book About America
WASHINGTON—In what is being advertised as a bombshell cultural event certain to spark a storm of controversy nationwide, publisher HarperCollins has released this week ...
Obama Seeks Approval Of 'Occupy Wall Street' Protestors By Punching Banker In The Face
Early Polls Indicate 44% of Respondents Saying "It's about damn time" and 32% Wishing For A Kick Instead of Punch NEW YORK, NY (October ...
Obama Not Sure How To Handle Compliment
GRAND RAPIDS, MI—During an appearance at a town hall meeting Monday to discuss the economic recovery, President Barack Obama reportedly seemed unsure how to ...
