Rematch With Mechanical Bull Planned All Week Long
LEXINGTON, KY—Ever since a humiliatingly short mechanical-bull ride at the Cadillac Ranch last Thursday, area resident Scott Wiseck has been planning a rematch, the ...
Bars
God's Gift To Women Returned
TUCSON, AZ—Moments after unsuccessfully propositioning all of the female patrons at the Kon Tiki Lounge, God's gift to women, 31-year-old Patrick Roland, was ...
Bartender Refuses To Acknowledge Patron's Regular Status
DAYTON, OH—Hurley's Pub bartender Don O'Hagan once again refused to acknowledge Henry Wells' status as a regular patron, the disappointed customer reported ...
Man In Bar Makes General Inquiry About The Ladies
SAN ANTONIO, TX—Sitting on a barstool at the Stone Werks Tavern, Barry Todd, 39, made a general inquiry regarding the status of the ladies ...
This Absolutely The Last Time Bouncer Cleans Up Vomit
LUBBOCK, TX–Bruce Kucharsky, 29, a bouncer at the Come Back Inn, announced Monday that this is "absolutely the last time" he is cleaning up ...
Frequent Flyer Knows Out-Of-The-Way Airport Bar That's Never Crowded
ATLANTA—Savvy, experienced business traveler Donald Meyers, 46, knows a great out-of-the-way bar at O'Hare Airport's "B" terminal that's never crowded, the ...
Alcohol-Themed Bar Opens
HOUSTON— Fans of alcoholic beverages were excited by the opening of J.T. O'Drinky's, a new booze-themed bar. "Lots of people love alcohol ...
Every Brand Of Alcohol Reminds Man Of A Different Story
HALLANDALE, FL—Randy Streeter, 32, has a different anecdote for every single brand of alcohol.
Pantomimed Lasso Motion Fails To Pull Woman Across Dance Floor
SCOTTSDALE, AZ–Russ Bakke, 37, unsuccessfully attempted to pull an unnamed female across a nightclub dance floor Saturday with a pantomimed lasso motion. "After making ...
New Orleans Adopts $10 Cover Charge
NEW ORLEANS–New Orleans announced plans Monday to impose a $10 cover charge on all nonresidents seeking to enter the city. "For $10, visitors will ...
