Baseball
Yankees To Rest Pitching Mound After 8 Innings Of CC Sabathia
NEW YORK— Yankees manager Joe Girardi announced at a press conference Tuesday his plans to give the pitching mound a few days of rest to ...
Baseball Officials Concerned As More And More Retired Players Begin To Show Jose Canseco–Like Symptoms
NEW YORK—In response to evidence an increasing number of former players are showing what doctors say can only be described as "Jose Canseco–like ...
Grounder So Routine Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong, Nothing At All
FORT MYERS, FL—A run-of-the-mill medium-speed ground ball has been hit right up the middle in such textbook fashion that it is nearly impossible for ...
New Father Remembers Time When Baseball Wasn't So Goddamn Meaningful
EDEN PRAIRIE, MN—While stressing that he loves his 6-month-old son Jordan "more than life itself" and that fatherhood is "a whole new world opening ...
Kids Of Milwaukee Forced To Look Up To Ryan Braun On Technicality
MILWAUKEE—Despite ample evidence pointing to elevated levels of testosterone in Ryan Braun's urine, the mishandling of the Brewers slugger's sample means the ...
Angels Hoping They Can Get Mike Napoli Back Now That They Have Albert Pujols And C.J. Wilson To Trade
ANAHEIM, CA—After spending $330 million on big-time free agents Albert Pujols and C.J. Wilson, Los Angeles Angels officials said Monday they now feel ...
Greatest Moments Of Tony La Russa's Career
After winning his third World Series, Cardinals manager Tony La Russa has announced his retirement.
Conclusion Of MLB Season Fails To Tie Up Several Loose Ends
NEW YORK—Just weeks after Major League Baseball wrapped up its 2011 season with an unlikely championship run by the St. Louis Cardinals, baseball fans ...
Theo Epstein Disgusted To Find Cubs Playing In Old Stadium With Weeds Growing All Over Walls
CHICAGO—After taking a tour of the franchise's home stadium Monday, new Chicago Cubs president Theo Epstein told reporters he was revolted the team ...
Greatest World Series Moments
Albert Pujols' three homers in one game was an amazing World Series spectacle, but it was hardly the greatest moment the Fall Classic has ever ...
Fox Launches 'We're Not Any Happier About This Than You Are' Campaign Promoting World Series
ST. LOUIS—Acknowledging this year's World Series lacks a compelling team and any real sense of drama, Fox rolled out ads for its coverage ...
Nation Gathers Around Radio Set To Listen To Big Ball Game
WASHINGTON—After the little ones had finished up the last of their supper, moms had dashed out to get the last of the wash off ...
Rangers vs. Cardinals
The Fall Classic begins tonight with the Rangers making their second-ever Series appearance, this time against the talent-rich but often underperforming Cardinals. Here's what ...
Ryan Braun
The reliably clutch Brewers slugger is a perennial All-Star and a favorite for this year's National League MVP.
Mario Williams Out For Season With Torn Tit
Kenny and Doc follow a delicious "Power Lunch" with their take on Nyjer Morgan's brain centipede and Brett Favre's jealous death wish.
Umpire Asks Catcher To Move Up A Little
MILWAUKEE—Home plate umpire Marvin Hudson asked Brewers catcher Jonathan Lucroy to move forward “just a little” during the second inning of Sunday's NLDS ...
Tim Wakefield Admits Knuckleball Just Fastball He Throws Very Slowly
It's time for the MLB playoffs at the GOOMF. Baseball reporter Jim Ridgeway joins the guys to get yelled at and explain that Tim ...
Report: Diamondbacks Are Definitely In The Playoffs
PHOENIX—According to a new report released by the Elias Sports Bureau on Friday, the Arizona Diamondbacks are without a doubt in the 2011 MLB ...
