Famous MLB Manager Tantrums
As Braves manager Bobby Cox approaches the all-time record for ejections from games, Onion Sports remembers baseball's all-time best on-field...
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Scrappy Underdog Yankees Refusing To Go Away
NEW YORK—Though they were written off at the beginning of the season, the underdog New York Yankees refuse to succumb to their obvious lack...
Tom Glavine: 'I'm Never Gonna Get My 300th Win, Am I?'
NEW YORK—Following a no-decision after two consecutive losses—a three-game span in which the Mets scored a combined three...
Lou Piniella Appeals For Suspension To Last For Entire Contract
CHICAGO—After MLB executive vice president for administration John McHale Jr. announced that Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella would be...
Nation To Ken Griffey Jr.: 'We Wish It Were You Hitting 756 Home Runs'
CINCINNATI—Overcome with a mixture of distaste at the almost certain future and a wistful sense at the way things could and should have been ...
Brian Cashman Saves Job With Eight Shutout Innings
NEW YORK—As Brian Cashman watched another Yankees starting pitcher struggle during the first inning during Tuesday's game against the Blue...
Experts Predict Man Who Plays Once Every Five Days Probably Won't Save Team
NEW YORK—Several leading baseball experts sent shockwaves throughout the sport Monday, making the bold—and some say...
MLB Announces Acceptable 2007 World Series Matchups
MILWAUKEE—Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig announced the acceptable matchups for the 2007 World Series yesterday, insisting that...
Mothers Lose 10th Annual MLB Mother's Day Game 24-2
COOPERSTOWN—Mothers of current major-leaguers lost their 10th consecutive Mother's Day game by a score of 24-2 Sunday, the most resounding...
Manny Ramirez Asks Red Sox If He Can Work From Home
BOSTON—Claiming that a relaxed atmosphere and a chance to create his own schedule would greatly benefit his productivity, Red Sox...
A.J. Burnett Blames Poor Outing On Stupid Good Hitters
CLEVELAND—After giving up seven earned runs over just five innings against the Indians Tuesday, Blue Jays starter A.J. Burnett told...
MLB Credits Hank Aaron With 50 Lost Home Runs
MILWAUKEE—In what Major League Baseball officials are calling a "long overdue correction of a gross oversight," Commissioner Bud Selig announced yesterday the discovery that ...
David Eckstein Hints To Parents That He Wants Birthday Cake Designed Like Hamburger
ST. LOUIS—Ever since walking into a Baskin Robbins with his parents after one of his professional baseball games, Cardinals shortstop David...
Hideki Matsui Can't Believe He Didn't Homer During Every At Bat In Single-A Ball
NEW YORK—During his recent stint on the 15-day disabled list, Hideki Matsui completed a two-day rehab assignment with Class A Tampa Yankees...
Albert Pujols Can't Bring Self To Hit Against Ex-Teammate Jeff Suppan
ST. LOUIS— Saying that he was "too overwhelmed" with memories of their 2006 World Series run, Albert Pujols couldn't bring himself to do...
Jeff Kent To Wear No. 42 To Honor Mariano Rivera
LOS ANGELES—Though all the players on the Los Angeles Dodger roster will be wearing No. 42 on April 15 to commemorate the anniversary of...
Press Conference Reveals David Ortiz Clearly Doesn't Know Who Jackie Robinson Is
BOSTON—David Ortiz's halting, stammered response to a question regarding baseball legend Jackie Robinson directed to him in a clubhouse...
