Man With Strong Brand Loyalty Willing To Kill For Mazda
In a stern warning aimed at critics of Mazdas everywhere, area man Matthew Hunker, a longtime Mazda driver with two Mazdas in his garage at ...
Bush administration
Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore
WASHINGTON—"Al Gore has prevailed—I hope he can see this nation through a catastrophic recession and an unending war in Iraq," said George W ...
Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts
WASHINGTON—According to Cheney, it is a time to reflect and give thanks for all the benefits and blessings of 9/11.
Basketball Rolls To Stop At Cheney's Foot
NEW YORK—Mere seconds after a hotly contested rebound during a game between the vice president's biggest on-court rivals, a mishandled basketball rolled across ...
Latest Cheney Tape May Contain Evidence Of His Whereabouts
WASHINGTON—U.S. vice president and known extremist Dick Cheney, widely regarded as the most feared man in America, is still alive, and he is ...
Bush To Meet With Agriculture Secretary Down In The Holler
WASHINGTON—Deputy Secretary of Agriculture Charles F. Conner told reporters Tuesday that he plans to meet later this week with President George...
Bush Begins Preparations For Nation's Final Year
WASHINGTON—The president assured citizens he would do everything possible over next few months to promote a smooth transition into utter oblivion.
U.S. Intelligence: Iran Possesses Trillions Of Potentially Dangerous Atoms
WASHINGTON—"Iran maintains the atoms will only be used to form the building blocks of all existence, but we cannot afford to take that risk ...
Bush Gets First Veto Override
For the first time in Bush's seven-year presidency, the Senate overrode a veto, for a water resources bill that would preserve wetlands. What do...
New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love
WASHINGTON, DC —"He broke free from the straps that secured him to the bed as he normally does after heart surgery. But then he hugged ...
Gen. Petraeus Delivers Iraq Report
Gen. David Petraeus gave his report on the effectiveness of the troop surge in Iraq to Congress Monday. Here are some of the most significant...
Heartbroken Bush Runs After Departing Rove's Car
WASHINGTON, DC—"Why can't I go with him? When is he coming back?" a tearful President Bush asked advisers as Karl Rove's sedan ...
Democratic Mob Censures Bush In Effigy
WASHINGTON, DC—Armed with neatly lettered signs, the mob angrily chanted "Down With the Idea of Executive Privilege, Both In General And As It Relates ...
190,000 Guns Lost In Iraq
The Pentagon has lost track of nearly 190,000 guns that were given to Iraqi security forces. What do you think?
