Bush: Maybe U.S. Military 'Just Not Very Good'
WASHINGTON, DC —"Maybe our men and women overseas just aren't what they're cracked up to be," said the President Bush of the thorough ...
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Bush Nominates Anti-Gay Surgeon General
Dr. James W. Holsinger, Jr., Bush's nominee for Surgeon General authored a 1991 medical paper arguing that homosexuality is unnatural and unhealthy....
Retired Gen. George Washington Criticizes Bush's Handling Of Iraq War
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Revolutionary War veteran noted that while Hussein was a tyrant, that alone did not justify a "conflict that seems without design ...
Bush's New 'War Czar'
President Bush has appointed Lt. Gen. Douglas Lute as "war czar." What will Lute's duties entail?
Living high...
Carter Blasts Bush's Foreign Policy
In an interview with the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, former President Jimmy Carter referred to the Bush administration's foreign policy as the "worst...
Street Evangelist Saves 300 Souls From Enjoying Park
SAN FRANSISCO—"All of you will burn in hellfire, so sayeth the Lord," said open-air preacher "Brother Sam" Hinson to a stroller-bound toddler and her ...
McCain To Send Self Back To Vietnamese POW Camp To Revitalize Campaign
PHOENIX, AZ—McCain's decision to revisit the indescribable degradation was prompted by a desire to reconnect with the struggles that defined him as a ...
U.S. Counter-Counterterrorism Unit Successfully Destroys Washington Monument
WASHINGTON, DC—"Now it can never be destroyed by terrorists," said DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff, pointing to the blackened stump of the 122-year-old obelisk.
Bush Refuses To Set Timetable For Withdrawal Of Head From White House Banister
WASHINGTON, DC—"I stuffed it in here for a reason, and to remove it now would mean giving up on everything we believe in," Bush ...
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses To Confessing Under Torture
GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA—Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the alleged 9/11 mastermind who recently admitted to murdering journalist Daniel Pearl and...
Heroic Secret Service Agent Takes Question Intended For Bush
WASHINGTON, DC—Agent Anthony Panucci dives in between the president and a hostile reporter.
Injured Troops Request Extended Tours To Avoid Being Sent To Walter Reed
BAGHDAD—Many injured U.S. troops are actively lobbying for an additional six months of combat duty in Iraq to avoid returning to the United...
Call For Gonzales's Resignation
Following a recent disclosure that the FBI has abused its powers to spy
on private citizens, some Democratic senators and a key Republican are...
Cheney Nearly Bombed
At least nine people have died in a suicide bombing at a U.S. base in Afghanistan during Vice President Dick Cheney's stay. What ...
Bush Cuts Off Diplomatic Relations With Congress
WASHINGTON, DC—Calling Congress an "enemy of the state," the Bush Administration made it clear that it is not only severing ties to the lawmakers ...
Scooter Libby Trial
Scooter Libby, former aide to Vice President Dick Cheney, is on trial for identifying CIA agent Valerie Plame to the press. Here are some...
