Saying that he’s “okay-looking but definitely nothing special,” employees at Southeastern Publishing Services reported Wednesday that Brian Tyler, a 27-year-old digital communications coordinator widely ...
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Saying that he’s “okay-looking but definitely nothing special,” employees at Southeastern Publishing Services reported Wednesday that Brian Tyler, a 27-year-old digital communications ...
ROCHESTER, NY—Citing such examples as his understated eye rolls or how he often delivers a faint, judgment-filled “hmm” after an employee passionately presents an ...
$24.38 (+$0.93) (+3.97%) The porn website continued to perform well this week due to it being a porn website.
With Monday marking the income tax filing deadline in the U.S., there has been renewed interest in how some of the nation’s top ...
Creative Team To Revisit First Idea
MENLO PARK, CA—Dawn breaks across San Francisco Bay, and on this brisk April day the only sound disturbing the morning quiet is the steady ...
PLANO, TX—Following this morning’s announcement that JCPenney is ousting CEO Ron Johnson after just 17 months, members of the department store chain’s ...
$13.18 (+$1.03) (+8.48%) Investors cheered Bank of America’s latest decision to continue making obscene shitloads of money.
$36.02 (+$1.43) (+4.13%) Investors responded positively to the unveiling of Jack’s new head, which is 10 times larger and features terrifyingly ...
Company Has Sophisticated Security System Where They Buzz Up Whoever Wants To Come In
$181.17 (+$18.79) (11.57%) Stocks surged today after technologists at Panera Laboratories discovered a breakthrough process to fuse Tuscan with Asiago.
PHOENIX—In a custom that is said to be as old as the digital marketing agency itself, staff members of Thorpe Media listened in rapt ...
LONGMONT, CO—In a stern warning aimed at critics of Mazdas everywhere, area man Matthew Hunker, a longtime Mazda driver with two Mazdas in his ...
$34.41 (-$2.03) (-5.57%) Shares plummeted after CFO Timothy Sloan realized he forgot to compound everyone’s interest yesterday.
SEATTLE—Calling his résumé “exceptional” and “like nothing we’ve ever seen,” the human resources department at local public relations firm Brink & Tiller called ...
$72.12 (+$0.47) (0.66%) CEO Biff Tannen invested winnings from his correct Baltimore Ravens Super Bowl bet to further BiffCo’s dominance in ...
