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Americans Announce They're Dropping Out Of Presidential Race

ISSUE 44•01 ISSUE 43•46 | 11.14.07 | News

WASHINGTON—Intense media coverage of trivial issues, partisan bickering, and the relentless exploitation of 9/11 discouraged Americans from making it to Election Day. more»
If Elected, I Will Have The Hottest First Lady In U.S. History

ISSUE 43•42 | 10.17.07 | Commentary

My fellow Americans, in the coming presidential election, the voters of this nation will plot a course for the future. There are many candidates,... more»
Fred Thompson Fears Presidential Run Will Typecast Him As Politician

ISSUE 43•38 | 09.18.07 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON, DC—Veteran character actor and Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson expressed worries to reporters Tuesday that a... more»
Clinton Blasts Obama For Slamming Edwards Jab

ISSUE 43•37 | 09.12.07 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON, DC—Dissent continued to plague the 2008 presidential campaign this week, as Sen. Hillary Clinton had harsh words for Sen. Barack... more»
Audience Calls Candidates Back On Stage For Debate Encore

ISSUE 44•01 ISSUE 43•23 | 06.06.07 | News in Brief

MANCHESTER, NH—A sold-out crowd at St. Anselm College refused to leave after the Republican presidential debate came to a close Tuesday,... more»
Hillary Clinton Threatened By Black Man

ISSUE 44•01 ISSUE 43•18 | 05.01.07 | News in Photos
Mysterious Congressman Announces Dark Horse Candidacy

ISSUE 43•06 | 02.06.07 | News

WASHINGTON, DC— Earning a distinctive reputation for promoting fiscal responsibility and civil rights, he is currently the only senator who casts votes via flaming arrow. more»
The Last Thing America Needs Is Another President

ISSUE 42•50 | 12.13.06 | Commentary

For as long as I can remember, this country has gotten itself all worked up every four years or so trying to pick just the right person to be in... more»
Critics Accuse Joe Biden Of Running For President For Political Reasons

ISSUE 42•31 | 08.01.06 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON, DC—Veteran presidential candidate Sen. Joseph Biden (D-DE) is once again facing criticism that his bid for the nation's highest... more»
Democratic Senator Strides Down Corridors Of Powerlessness

ISSUE 41•18 | 05.04.05 | News in Photos
Swift Boat Veterans Still Hounding Kerry

ISSUE 40•47 | 11.24.04 | News

BOSTON—Swift Boat Veterans For Truth, a group that gained national prominence in the months before the 2004 election, announced Monday that it will continue its campaign "to set the record straight about John Kerry." more»
Nader Supporters Blame Electoral Defeat On Bush, Kerry

ISSUE 40•44 | 11.03.04 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON, DC—Supporters of presidential candidate Ralph Nader blamed his defeat Tuesday on George W. Bush and John Kerry, claiming that the two candidates "ate up" his share of the electoral votes. "This election was stolen out from under Mr. Nader by Bush and Kerry, who diverted his votes to the right and the left," Nader campaign manager Theresa Amato said. "It's an outrage. If Nader were the only candidate, he would be president right now." In his concession speech, Nader characterized Bush and Kerry as spoilers. more»
Kerry Takes Frustration Out On Lobster

ISSUE 40•44 | 11.03.04 | News in Photos
You Want To See Some Goddamn Optimism?

ISSUE 40•41 | 10.13.04 | Commentary

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Congressional Candidate Forced To Explain Controversial 1971 'Fuck Everything' Remark

ISSUE 40•38 | 09.22.04 | News in Brief

LITTLE ROCK, AR—U.S. Rep. Vic Snyder (D-AR) was forced to defend himself Monday against Republican opponent Marvin Parks' claim that witnesses heard Snyder say "Fuck everything" in 1971. "At least four people attest that they saw an inebriated 24-year-old Vic Snyder tell a group of fellow medical-school students, 'I'm so sick of dealing... Fuck everything,'" Snyder said. "Everything? Did Snyder mean 'fuck' middle-class families who need tax relief? Did he mean 'fuck' the nation's elderly? Does Snyder say 'fuck' the American flag?" A spokesman for Snyder said the remark made perfect sense when put in the context of finals week. more»
Kerry's Face Droops With Joy Over Latest Polls

ISSUE 40•34 | 08.25.04 | News in Photos

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Americans Announce They're Dropping Out Of Presidential Race

If Elected, I Will Have The Hottest First Lady In U.S. History

Fred Thompson Fears Presidential Run Will Typecast Him As Politician

Clinton Blasts Obama For Slamming Edwards Jab

Audience Calls Candidates Back On Stage For Debate Encore

Hillary Clinton Threatened By Black Man

Mysterious Congressman Announces Dark Horse Candidacy

The Last Thing America Needs Is Another President

Critics Accuse Joe Biden Of Running For President For Political Reasons

Democratic Senator Strides Down Corridors Of Powerlessness

Swift Boat Veterans Still Hounding Kerry

Nader Supporters Blame Electoral Defeat On Bush, Kerry

Kerry Takes Frustration Out On Lobster

You Want To See Some Goddamn Optimism?

Congressional Candidate Forced To Explain Controversial 1971 'Fuck Everything' Remark

Kerry's Face Droops With Joy Over Latest Polls

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