Clinton administration
Lewinsky Subpoenaed To Re-Blow Clinton On Senate Floor
WASHINGTON, DC—On the heels of last week's decision to allow witness testimony in the presidential impeachment trial, key witness Monica Lewinsky was subpoenaed ...
Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces To Iraq
WASHINGTON, DC—Dubbing the mission Operation Great Job!, President Clinton deployed very special U.S. troops to Iraq Tuesday.
Area Man May Have Lied About Having Sex
WENATCHEE, WA–Accusations are mounting in the sexual-misconduct investigation of Wenatchee resident Kenneth Briggs. "I am in possession of taped conversations proving that Briggs had ...
Al Gore Excited, Proud To Be At Local Event
LAS CRUCES, NM—Vice-President Al Gore expressed excitement and pride over his presence at Saturday's 25th annual Las Cruces Air Show, where he delivered ...
Clinton Chastises Hillary For Failure To Produce Male Heir
WASHINGTON, DC–With less than two years remaining in his second term, Bill Clinton publicly chastised...
Saddam Hussein Steps Down Following Sex Scandal
BAGHDAD—Succumbing to public outcry and intense media scrutiny over his alleged March 1996 sexual liaison with a Presidential Palace concubine, embattled Iraqi president Saddam ...
Clinton Escapes Through Air Vent
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bill Clinton escaped through an air vent moments before he was scheduled to testify before a grand jury.
Congress Asks Clinton For Permission To Have Congress Outside Today
WASHINGTON, DC—With temperatures in the D.C. area expected to remain in the 80-degree range all week, members of the U.S. Senate and ...
Critically Wounded Clinton Crawls To Nearest Farmhouse For Help
BECKLEY, WV—President Clinton crawled over 20 miles to a farmhouse, where he is being tended to by elderly matron Mrs. Boggs.
Gore Reprimanded For Failure To Look Busy
WASHINGTON, DC—The embattled Clinton Administration found itself engulfed in still more controversy Wednesday, when The Washington Post reported that Vice-President Al Gore has been ...
Clinton Ordered To Testify Before Grand Ole Opry
NASHVILLE, TN—A week after Paula Jones' sexual-harassment suit was dismissed by an Arkansas judge, President Clinton once again found himself the subject of formal ...
Free-Agent Clinton Signs Five-Year, $37 Million Deal With Argentina
BUENOS AIRES—In the richest contract ever signed by a world leader, U.S. President Bill Clinton agreed to a five-year deal with Argentina Monday ...
Clinton Threatens To Drop Da Bomb On Iraq
CHOCOLATE CITY—In an address before an emergency session of Parliament Monday, George Clinton said he is prepared to drop Da Bomb on Iraq if ...
U.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up
WASHINGTON, DC—After being unable to locate the West African nation in an atlas, President Clinton realized the country may not exist.
Clinton Denies Lewinsky Allegations:
WASHINGTON, DC—With sexual-misconduct allegations continuing to envelop his presidency, President Clinton held a press conference Monday to reiterate his strong denial of charges that ...
Clinton: 'Every Man For Himself'
WASHINGTON, DC—At a special emergency press conference Monday, President Clinton announced that "it is now every man for himself."
Clinton Written Up By 'Total Bitch' Supervisor
WASHINGTON, DC—President Clinton once again became the focus of departmental scrutiny Monday when he was written up for the second time in less than ...
