College basketball
Mesmerized Kevin Ware Can't Stop Watching Video Of His Leg Breaking On YouTube
INDIANAPOLIS—After suffering a gruesome compound fracture during last weekend’s NCAA Midwest Regional final, Louisville guard Kevin Ware has been constantly rewatching a minute-long ...
'Shot Clock, Game Clock Off By About 3 Seconds,' Reports Clark Kellogg For 86th Time During Timeout
INDIANAPOLIS—With 22 seconds remaining in the first half of Friday’s Louisville-Oregon Sweet 16 matchup, CBS color commentator Clark Kellogg has reportedly mentioned the ...
NIT's Exclusive Eight Vie For Coveted Spots In Last Four
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—Excitement over college basketball’s National Invitation Tournament reached a fever pitch Tuesday as the teams of the Exclusive Eight prepared to play ...
Coworker Running NCAA Tournament Pool Really Relishing His One Week Of Significance
EVENSVILLE, TN—According to sources at local public relations firm Dolan-Cassidy, employee Ian Novak, 38, is positively basking in the solitary week of importance he ...
2013 NCAA Teams To Watch
With March Madness entering a state of frenzy, Onion Sports examines the best and most interesting teams in the 2013 NCAA Tournament.
Prophetic Basketball Analyst Predicts There Will Be Upsets During NCAA Tournament
NEW YORK—Seemingly staring into the depths of the very future itself, prophetic CBS college basketball analyst Verne Lundquist reportedly harnessed an unfathomable power Thursday ...
Boss Really Getting On Man's Ass About Finishing NCAA Bracket
JOPLIN, MO—Expressing frustration over being “hounded nonstop,” 28-year-old junior analyst Harrison Jacobsen complained to reporters Wednesday that his boss at Baines Marketing has been ...
Onion Sports' Guide To The 2013 NCAA Bubble Teams
With March Madness just around the corner, Onion Sports provides in-depth analysis on which teams will make or miss the NCAA tournament.
Villanova: Like a ...
SMU Adds "Do Not Resuscitate" To Larry Brown's Contract
SMU Adds "Do Not Resuscitate" To Larry Brown's Contract
NCAA Investigators Bust Into John Calipari's Office To Find He's Already Skipped Town
LEXINGTON, KY—As part of an investigation into possible rules violations, NCAA officials visited Kentucky's basketball facility following its championship win this week, but ...
Totally Predictable Ending To Wild NCAA Tournament Prepares Student-Athletes For The Rest Of Their Miserable, Ho-Hum Lives
NEW ORLEANS—After the usual exciting upsets, Cinderella stories, and unlikely triumphs that make up the NCAA men's college basketball tournament every March, No.
Exhaustive Investigation By Broadcasters Finds Every Player In NCAA Tournament Just A Great Kid
NEW ORLEANS—An intensive monthlong investigation conducted by the color commentators, play-by-play announcers, studio analysts, sideline reporters, and other personnel tasked with televising the 2012 ...














