Charles Barkley Repeatedly Commends Ohio University's Hunger
ATLANTA—In a special segment of Tuesday's edition of NBA Live dedicated to the NCAA Sweet 16, analyst Charles Barkley praised the "hunger, appetite ...
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Anthony Davis
Kentucky's shot-blocking frosh sensation has been unselfish, versatile, and seemingly everywhere on the floor during the NCAA Tournament.
'No Buzzer Beaters, No Overtime Games So Far,' Reports Man To Himself
'No Buzzer Beaters, No Overtime Games So Far,' Reports Man To Himself
Kentucky Going To Stick With Strategy Of Having Far-And-Away Better Athletes At Every Position
ATLANTA—In a press conference today regarding the Wildcats' Sweet 16 matchup, Kentucky coach John Calipari revealed to reporters he does not plan to switch ...
Joe Lunardi Enters Day 10 Of Continuous, Month-Long Orgasm
Joe Lunardi Enters Day 10 Of Continuous, Month-Long Orgasm
OTTO THE ORANGE
Perhaps the most distinctive mascot in college basketball, Otto the Orange will doubtless give No. 1 seed Syracuse his full support through the tournament.
Report: Humans Have Evolved To Point Where They No Longer Hear Dick Vitale
PALO ALTO, CA—New research released Thursday by Stanford University biologists indicates that in a single generation, human beings have evolved to the point where ...
South Dakota State Confesses They Were Excited About Tournament When They Heard Seeds Were Involved
South Dakota State Confesses They Were Excited About Tournament When They Heard Seeds Were Involved
Nation Abuzz With Prospect Of 18-Year-Old Boys Having Their Dreams Crushed
It's a joyous GOOMF as Doc and Kenny revel in the pain of the NCAA Tournament’s losers, the idiotic Redskins, and the ailing ...
Indiana Either This Year's UConn, This Year's Arizona, 2010's Michigan State, Or A Combination Of 2003's Marquette And 1987's Providence
BLOOMINGTON, IN—As the Hoosiers enter the NCAA Tournament for the first time in four years, many commentators are speculating that the 2012 Indiana men ...
John Calipari
Newly minted SEC Coach of the Year John Calipari has led more schools to the No. 1 seed, and had more victories vacated from the ...
Great Team Chemistry No Match For Great Team Biology
COLLEGE STATION, TX—Despite college basketball analysts' frequent remarks that the team exhibits "great chemistry," the Texas A&M Aggies were edged out Wednesday night ...
Inconsistent Indiana Ranked 2nd And 24th In New AP Poll
Inconsistent Indiana Ranked 2nd And 24th In New AP Poll
College Basketball Warns People Not To Get Excited About It Yet
INDIANAPOLIS—Admitting it is "enormously worried" some people are taking an interest in its emerging storylines this early in the season, the sport of college ...
President Obama Wondering Why He Always Has To Initiate Phone Call With NCAA Champions
WASHINGTON—In the moments following Alabama's 21-0 victory in the BCS National Championship Monday, President Barack Obama asked several advisers why he always has ...
Excited Mike Krzyzewski: Duke Squad Hasn't Been This Unlikable In Years
DURHAM, NC—Though cautioning that it is still early in the season, a beaming Mike Krzyzewski told reporters Monday he has not seen a Duke ...
Syracuse Leaves Big East For Woman Named 'Misti'
SYRACUSE, NY—In a hastily delivered statement from the passenger side of the young woman’s lime-green Hyundai Tiburon, Syracuse University announced Sunday it was ...
Miami's Alleged Violations
As the University of Miami is investigated for illegal dealings between players and boosters, Onion Sports offers this handy guide to what is alleged to ...
UConn Women Disgusted They Lost To Women's Basketball Team
INDIANAPOLIS—Following the UConn women's 72-63 loss to Notre Dame in the NCAA Final Four last Sunday, the Huskies expressed shock over how they ...
Brad Stevens Fired After Losing Second Consecutive NCAA Finals
INDIANAPOLIS—Saying that Butler University "cannot afford to establish a culture of losing," Butler athletic director Barry Collier announced at a press conference Friday that ...
