College
College Grad Suing Alma Mater
Trina Thompson, 27, is suing New York's Monroe College for $72,000 because she has not landed a job three months after graduating with ...
Some Guy Who's Not Stephen Colbert To Deliver College's Commencement Speech
STATE COLLEGE, PA—Penn State students were devastated Monday to learn that their commencement speaker will be "some dork scientist" who...
College Too Expensive?
The National Center for Public Policy and Higher Education issued a report last week warning that college costs are in danger of outstripping...
Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy
DURHAM, NC—The brothers' laugh-a-minute economy-rebuilding plan involves bikini-clad Russian exchange students, the U.S. Senate, and a 50-gallon drum of Crisco.
Guy You Canvassed With Knows This Great Little Italian Canvassing Place
PHILADELPHIA—After 18 long months of nonstop canvassing, it would be nice, now that the election is over, to take a break from it all ...
Gmail Offers Drunk E-Mail Protection
Gmail now provides an optional series of questions to make sure users are relatively sober before sending an e-mail. What do you think?
Voter Registration Efforts
As the election grows nearer, many organizations are out in full force to increase voter registration. What are they doing to encourage people...
College Presidents Rethinking Drinking Age
A group of 104 college and university presidents has signed a statement that suggests the minimum drinking age of 21 encourages a culture of...
First Night Of Freedom Spent Alone In Dorm Room
STATE COLLEGE, PA—Unhindered by a curfew and free from parental oversight, freshman Phil Melton, 18, spent his first night of independence Saturday inside his ...
Mystery Freshman Dominates Ice Breakers, Disappears Into Night
VALPARAISO, IN—Following an eerie series of events during their first common room meeting Monday night, freshmen residents of Brandt Hall at...
Creative Writing Teacher Announces Plan To Sit On Edge Of Desk
DAVIS, CA—Dressed in a pair of casual jeans to offset his tie, University of California-Davis creative writing professor Glenn Kohn, 30,...
Iowa Boobs-For-Grades Scandal
A University of Iowa professor is accused of fondling students in exchange for higher grades. What do you think?
Giuliani's Son Suing Duke Over Golf
Andrew Giuliani is suing Duke University after being recruited for, then removed from, the Duke University golf team. What do you think?
Phantom Diner Appears Only To Those In Their Drunkest Hour
ROCHESTER, NY—Those who have visited the diner agree that it uncannily appears after no fewer than nine incantations of "Dude, I am so fucking ...
Friends From Home Embarrassing
BROOKLYN, NY—After taking a group of visiting hometown friends out with the circle of friends he has made since moving to New York from...
'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft'
World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of ...
