Congress
New Bill Would Defend Marriage From Sharks
WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Republicans cited the saw-edged teeth of the shark community as a direct threat to married couples everywhere.
Minimum Wage Hike Blocked
Senate Democrats blocked a bill last week that would raise the minimum wage, but would also cut the estate tax on multi-million-dollar estates. What...
McCain, Feingold Co-Sponsor Chain Of Integrity-Themed Eateries
WASHINGTON, DC—The restaurant will serve a wide array of fully accountable cuisine, including Russ & John’s pork-free Sausage ‘N Eggwich.
Many Senators Developing Simple Tools For Governing
WASHINGTON, DC—Scientists who study congressional behavior reported Monday that some senators are capable of developing and using primitive...
Tom DeLay To Pursue Corruption In Private Sector
STAFFORD, TX—Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, who is facing several ethics violations and felony charges, announced Tuesday that he will...
Tom DeLay Resigns
Amidst mounting accusations and criminal charges of ethics violations, former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay announced yesterday that he is...
U.S. House Hardly Working
To date, the House of Representatives has worked less than 25 days this year. What do you think?
Democrats Vow Not To Give Up Hopelessness
WASHINGTON, DC—In the face of seemingly insurmountable advantages,
Sen. Reid assured his party, "We can lose this."
Army Of Identical Scientists Demands Legislative Support For Cloning
WASHINGTON, DC—Popular support for the controversial procedure is growing at an extraordinary and predetermined rate.
Senate Ethics Committee To Meet In New Ethics Committee Mansion
WASHINGTON, DC—According to members of the committee, weighty ethical issues are best discussed in one of the 12 hot tubs that adorn the secluded ...
Patriot Act Renewed
The House and Senate have reached a deal to re-authorize the Patriot Act. What do you think?
A Raise For Congress
Prior to leaving for a two-week break, Congress approved another pay raise for itself. What do you think?
