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FDA: Food Dye/Hyperactivity Data Inconclusive
A Food and Drug Administration panel concluded that a link between hyperactivity and food dyes was not borne out sufficiently by current data.
Eating Locally
The locavore movement—in which people eat food produced near their home to reduce their carbon footprint—is getting more and more popular. Here are ...
Cooking For Large Groups
As the warmer weather approaches, many people will open their houses to larger dinner parties. Here are some ways to take the sting out of ...
Terrified FDA Warns Something Making Bananas Black After Several Days
WASHINGTON—The Food and Drug Administration made an emergency announcement Monday to alert all U.
Experts Say Breakfast Now Sixth Most Important Meal Of The Day
WASHINGTON—A new report from the Food and Drug Administration has found that breakfast, once considered the most important meal of the day, has now ...
Man At Very Top Of Food Chain Chooses Bugles
SOUTH BEND, IN—Despite having no natural enemies and belonging to a species that completely dominates its ecosystem, local IT manager Reggie Atkinson opted to ...
Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts
DES MOINES, IA—Only when Steve Gibson started getting enraged by mustard-related issues did he realize he had become entangled in a dense, thickening web ...
Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup
WASHINGTON—"We tried to treat our customers like adults, and they took advantage of our generosity," said Burger King CEO Brian Thomas Swette, who was ...
Television, Processed Foods Couldn't Be More Proud Of Child They Raised
CHICAGO—"We're just so proud of Brian and everything he's failed to accomplish in his largely sedentary and insipid life," said ABC president ...
Teenage Rebels Seize Control Of Food Court's Corner Table
HOLLAND, MI—According to mall personnel, a roving gang of 15-year-old rebels captured a corner table at the Woodland Mall food court Sunday...
Nation Exhibits Strange Preoccupation With Manner In Which Food Is Processed
NEW YORK—For reasons too difficult to comprehend, the unnecessarily fretful and anxious nation of United States continues its odd obsession...
Foie Gras, Scallops Snuck Into Opera House
PARIS—Citing "outrageous" snack prices at the legendary Palais Garnier opera house, local resident Philippe Michaud discreetly smuggled a...
FDA Approves Salmonella
WASHINGTON—Executives at Hellmann's welcomed the news by announcing an entire line of lukewarm, sun-soaked, and partially turned mayonnaises.
