Crime
Cash-Strapped Oklahoma To Conduct Executions By Hammering Squad
OKLAHOMA CITY—Facing a budget shortfall, the State of Oklahoma announced Thursday it would cease to conduct capital punishment by lethal injection and would instead ...
Investigation Finds Man Wrongfully Imprisoned For 3 Of 76 Murders
POTOSI, MO—Almost two decades after Michael Hollings was put on death row for the murders of 76 men, women, and children across Missouri, evidence ...
Shelby Cross Instructs Viewers To Build "Justice Shed"
Shelby warns viewers they need a place to hold suspicious-looking characters the police are too lazy to arrest.
Several Probably Killed In Shooting, Lazy Police Report Confirms
AKRON, MI—According to a hastily written police report, anywhere from several to half a dozen people were killed at some point Monday in...
DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico
The DEA says Lil Wayne is an indispensable weapon against Mexican drug cartels having eradicated 40 tons of marijuana alone by smoking it himself.
Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Daring Jewel Heist
Steam Room analysts debate whether the International Fencing Federation should rein in this rogue, or if De La Croix will narrowly escape yet again.
Polanski Arrested On 31-Year-Old Sex Charge
As he tried to enter Switzerland to receive a lifetime achievement award, filmmaker Roman Polanski was arrested in connection with the 1977 rape of...
Crime Reporter Finds Way Of Linking Warehouse Fire To Depraved Sex Act
On Raw Justice, host Dean Reid investigates the closed case of an 'accidental' fire and finds shocking new evidence of sexually motivated arson.
Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
8 year old Lucas Armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and ...
Would-Be Burglar Killed With Sword
A Johns Hopkins University student used a samurai sword to kill a man who had broken into his home. What do you think?
Milwaukee Mayor Beaten With Pipe
While calling 911 to report an assault at the Wisconsin State Fair, Milwaukee mayor Tom Barrett was attacked by a 20-year-old man wielding a metal...
More People Committing Insurance Fraud
According to the National Insurance Crime Bureau, suspicious vehicle fires are up 27 percent, staged car accidents are up 34 percent, and suspicious...
Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes
Host becomes curiously pushy, sweaty in this roundtable discussion about loopholes in manslaughter law in the US.










