Short-Distance Relationship Too Much Work
GASTONIA, NC—After four months together, sales manager Jack Petrakis, 29, and paralegal Justine Froeger, 26, reported Tuesday that dating someone who lives in the ...
Dating
Woman Only Dates On National Television Now
HOLLYWOOD—After stints on Temptation Island, The Bachelor, and For Love Or Money, 23-year-old bartender/model Angela Langdon announced Monday that she refuses to date ...
Horrified Teen Stumbles Upon Divorced Mom's Personal Ad
NEWTON, MA—Derek Friedman, 16, was "shocked and disgusted" Tuesday, when he discovered a personal ad posted by his mother Susan on the popular online ...
Internet Social Networks
Friend-matching web sites like Friendster.com are gaining in popularity. What's the appeal?
Fat Couple's Love Like A Fat Flower
DECATUR, AL— The love shared by Gene West and Brenda Goslow, who together total nearly 600 pounds, is as precious as a heaving, bloated rose ...
Ugly Man With Huge Penis Unsure How To Get The Word Out
AUBURN, ME— Overweight and balding Ira Groff, 37, is unsure how to get the word out about his 11-inch penis. "In theory, I could fumble ...
Man Pretends To Hit On Woman He'd Like To Hit On For Real
BATON ROUGE, LA—Employing a silly voice and jocular manner to suggest a lack of serious intentions, Dennis Vukelich, 29, pretended to hit on a ...
Area Man Uses WTC Attack As Excuse To Call Ex-Girlfriend
DAYTON, OH—Despite being deeply shaken by the tragedy, Dayton resident Dan Marchand used the World Trade Center attack as an excuse to phone ex-girlfriend ...
Plan To Get Laid At DragonCon 2001 Fails
CALHOUN FALLS, SC—Garry Melcher's plans to have sexual intercourse at last weekend's DragonCon 2001 were unsuccessful, the 27-year-old comic-book collector and science-fiction ...
Area Man An Expert On What Women Hate
HOUSTON—Confirmed bachelor Gerald Doelpe is not afraid to advise friends on what not to do during dates.
St. Jude Swears Off Ever Answering Another Personals Ad
HEAVEN–Exasperated after a string of bad dates, Catholic martyr St. Jude vowed Monday never to respond to another personals ad. "Man, talk about hopeless ...
Girlfriend Changes Man Into Someone She's Not Interested In
CHARLOTTE, NC–After two and a half years of subtle prodding and manipulation, Jill Nickles has finally molded boyfriend Brendan Eiler into the sort of ...
Hilarious Love Letter Found In Street
"Oh, my God, check it out," said Eastern Michigan junior Trent Meijer, excitedly reading the letter to fellow junior Matt Sweeney. "'You are like a ...
Supportive Gay Friend To Counsel American People On Ways Of Romance
WASHINGTON, DC–Reeling from countless relationships gone awry, blind dates from hell, and one-night stands that were about one night too long, the American people ...
NS/ND/C/DWF Wondering Why She Can't Find Someone
MINNEAPOLIS–Susan Stenerud, a divorced, white, non-smoking, non-drinking Christian who has placed "countless" personals ads over the years, wondered aloud Monday why she can't ...
