An unopened one-gallon jar of Hellmann's mayonnaise quietly expired last week.
An unopened one-gallon jar of Hellmann's mayonnaise quietly expired last week.
Death
Rosa Maria Torres, 81, died peacefully in bed surrounded by fat grandkids.
Rosa Maria Torres, 81, died peacefully in bed surrounded by fat grandkids.
Murder No Longer Among Top Killers In U.S.
For the first time since 1965, murder was not among the top 15 causes of death in the United States, having been replaced by the ...
Those We Lost In 2011
North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-il, Col. Muammar Qaddafi, Family Circus creator Bil Keane, al-Qaeda founder Osama bin Laden.
Those We Lost In 2011
Once again, the world experienced several million deaths over the course of a year. Five of those people who died were famous.
Dead Teen Had Pretty Terrible Life Ahead Of Him, Parents Report
PONCHA SPRINGS, CO—Still reeling from the sudden loss of their 17-year-old son last week, parents Ben and Martha Harwich spoke Tuesday about the largely ...
Report: Only One In Every 150,000 Dead Children Becomes Angel
CHICAGO—Contradicting long-held conventional wisdom, a report appearing this week in The Journal Of Theological Studies concludes that, among children who perish before the age ...
Employees Suspect Old Man Came To Roy Rogers To Die
ALLENTOWN, PA—"He came shuffling in really slowly this morning and just sort of slumped over there in the back," said cashier Brianne Pecor, 17 ...
Senior Getting Great Funeral Ideas From Friends
TAMPA, FL—As he nears his 83rd birthday next month, local man Robert Lech told reporters that attending dozens of funerals over the past several ...
Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths
SCHAUMBURG, IL—In an ultimately futile act some have described as courageous and others have called a mere postponing of the inevitable, existentialist firefighter James ...
Malcolm McLaren Dead At 64
Music manager Malcolm McLaren, who is credited with creating such acts as the Sex Pistols and Bow Wow Wow, died in Switzerland last Thursday.
Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
Tulane University researchers say Quigley is now able to experience the crippling fear of impending death previously only accessible to humans.
Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serve Microwavable Meals
Stouffers says the suicide prevention tips are available on all single serving microwavable dinners whether you enjoy veal parmigiana alone or beef stroganoff alone.
Authorities Investigating Suicide Determine Victim Really Went For It
HAVERFORD, PA—Officials investigating the tragic suicide of local man Thomas Ingraham told reporters Tuesday they have determined that the...
Taco Bell Founder Dead
Glen W. Bell Jr., who started the Taco Bell franchise in 1962, died Sunday at 86. What do you think?
Most People Exposed To Secondhand Smoke
According to the World Health Organization, over 94 percent people around the globe are unprotected from secondhand smoke. What do you think?
