Diet & weight
Once-Great Competitive Eater Reduced To Hustling At 10-Cent Wing Nights
BUFFALO, NY—With one bad decision, gone was the $85,000 home outside of Akron, the mini-golf weekends, the mid-range American cars, and the decent-looking ...
Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet'
Today Now! talks with a diet book author who reveals that many things are surprisingly edible when you are driven mad by hunger.
Tomato Genetically Modified To Be More Expensive
PASADENA, CA—Geneticists at the California Institute of Technology announced Monday that they have developed a tomato with a 31 percent larger...
Formerly Obese Man Always Showing Everyone His Old Pants
RUFFS DALE, PA—According to John Swink's friends, family, coworkers, and casual acquaintances, as well as a growing number of local waiters and...
Study: Use Of Phrase 'Don't Skimp On The' Linked To Heart Disease
DALLAS—According to a study published Monday by the American Heart Association, people who frequently start sentences with the phrase "don't...
The Health Of America
The United Health Foundation recently ranked the 50 states, top to bottom, in order of healthiest to least healthy. Here are some of the key...
Report: Double Stuf Oreos Could Raise Tolerance To Stuf
EAST HANOVER, NJ—A new report released by the Food and Drug Administration Monday suggests that regular consumption of Oreo's Double Stuf...
Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming
HEAVEN—Since His birthday last Dec. 25, the Lamb of God has committed Himself to a demanding regimen of exercise and prophecy-fulfillment in preparation for ...
Anna Nicole Smith Finally Reaches Target Weight
NASSAU, BAHAMAS—Some weight-loss experts do not find Smith's achievement inspirational, claiming that such drastic dieting can lead to a dangerous loss of muscle ...
Heavily Processed Food Makes Pathetic Nutritional Claims
59535CHATTANOOGA, TN—In a move that industry observers are already calling desperate, McKee Foods today unveiled new packaging for Little...
Dairy Company Introduces Lots-Of-Pulp Milk
MADISON, WI—In an attempt to boost lackluster sales, Cream-O-Land Dairy introduced their new Morning Clots line of pulp-heavy milk in whole,...













