Area Tank Top Strained Nearly To Breaking Point
SMYRNA, GA—A Smyrna-area tank top is under fire from local menswear advocates, who say the garment is so severely strained that it is in ...
Diet & weight
Thousands Dead In Wake Of Low-Carbon Diet
FORT WALTON BEACH, FL—Doctors are linking nearly 9,000 deaths nationwide to the popular low-carbon diet outlined in the bestselling book, Dr. Wesley's ...
The New Food Pyramid
Last week, the federal government released a new food pyramid, but many citizens say the nutrition guidelines are too complicated. What do you think?
Despite Bad Press, Calorie Industry Projects Record-Breaking Year
HOUSTON—In spite of seemingly endless criticism, representatives for the U.S. calorie industry predicted another record-breaking year in 2005, the American Calorie Council announced ...
Michael Moore Honored With New Ben & Jerry's Flavor
BURLINGTON, VT—The Waffle Truth will honor the dynamic visionary by combining premium vanilla ice cream with strawberries and waffle-cone bits.
Camera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity Segment
MILWAUKEE—A WITI News camera crew spent 30 minutes inconspicuously following an overweight woman at the Henry W. Maier Festival Park Monday to capture footage ...
New Nietzschean Diet Lets You Eat Whatever You Fear Most
NEW YORK—By conquering your Fear and eating it in Heroic Portions, one can avoid the Eternal Occurrence of weight gain.
FDA To Ban Ephedra
The FDA recently announced that it plans to prohibit sales of products containing ephedra, a stimulant sold primarily for weight loss. What do you think?
14-Word Diet Stretched To 200 Pages
BOSTON—The Florida Keys diet, which can be adequately described in 14 words, has been padded into a 204-page book: Losing Weight The Florida Keys ...
Local Chapter Of Rosie's Chub Club Soldiers On
WILMINGTON, DE—It was time for another weekly weigh-in for the four remaining members of the Wilmington chapter of Rosie's Chub Club Monday. Although ...
Kraft Goes On A Diet
Kraft Foods recently announced it will join the fught against obesity by cutting portion sizes and altering recipes of many its top products. What other ...
Shape Magazine Declares July 'Let Yourself Go' Month
WOODLAND HILLS, CA–Shape, the women's fitness magazine, has officially declared July "Let Yourself Go" Month. "You've toned those abs and burned the ...
Real World Producers Still Looking To Fill Eating-Disorder Slot
VAN NUYS, CA—Jonathan Murray, co-executive producer of the MTV reality series The Real World, reported Monday that with just weeks to go before shooting ...
Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet
STONY BROOK, NY—Research states that a daily serving of brains supplies vital sugars and ganglia essential to promote zombie fitness.
