Doctors
Exhausted Doctor To Wake Up Early, Finish Surgery In Morning
LOS ANGELES—Just moments after successfully stopping his patient's heart at 10:30 p.m. Tuesday, bleary-eyed surgeon Dr. Dennis Kelly called...
Doctor Trying To Get Unemployed Friend A Doctor Job
ALBANY, NY—"We have plenty of doctor-types around here already," said Dr. Richard Grafton, who called his newly jobless friend a "fast learner."
Hero Dog Fills Out Hospital Paperwork
BRACKNEY, PA—Ginger, a four-year-old golden retriever, saved the life of her owner Megan Walsh, 37, Monday by quickly and efficiently filling...
Vatican Against ‘Ethical’ Stem Cells
A new technique of harvesting stem cells without destroying the embryos is coming under fire from the Vatican as unethical. What do you think?
C-Sections On The Rise
Americans are delivering babies via Caesarean section in record numbers. What do you think?
Faith Healer Loses Patient During Routine Miracle
WAYCROSS, GAA routine laying-on of hands ended in a fatal cardiac embolism for a worshiper at the One, True, Glorious, Excruciated, And Risen Christ ...
Surgery Required For New Sexual Position
ISLA LOS ANGELESPlasmic surgeons at Cedar Sinai Medical Center are among the more than 100 doctors nationwide performing the surgery required to enjoy the ...
Pope-Killing Virus Claims Yet Another Victim
ROME—Doctors at Italy's prestigious Center for Papal Disease Control announced last week that the infamous Pope-Killing Virus has claimed the life of yet ...
Sex Life Embellished During Doctor Visit
DURANT, OKDuring a routine physical Tuesday, Jason Gunder, 21, exaggerated his sexual exploits for the benefit of his physician, Dr. Stanley Pindel. "Unprotected intercourse ...
Jay-Z's Grandfather Busted With Trunk Full Of Canadian Prescription Drugs
BUFFALO, NYTyrone J. Carter, rap artist Jay-Z's 75-year-old grandfather, was arrested Monday for transporting prescription drugs across the Canadian border in the trunk ...
Doctor Unable To Hide His Excitement From Patient With Ultra-Rare Disease
ROCHESTER, MNDr. Erich Stellbrach, a general practitioner at the Mayo Clinic, could barely contain his exhilaration Monday upon discovering that patient Oliver Patterson, 54 ...
Fighting Insomnia
Insomnia—the chronic inability to fall and remain asleep—affects roughly 20 percent of American adults. Here are some tips to get a better night ...








