Teacher Grading Papers Next To You On Plane Not Pulling Any Punches
ABOVE CONCORDIA, KS—Her pen mercilessly slashing its way through a stack of handwritten pages, the middle school English teacher grading papers next to you ...
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Study Finds College Education Leaves Majority Of Graduates Unprepared To Carry Entire American Economic Recovery
NEW YORK—According to a new study published Wednesday in The American Educational Research Journal, an overwhelming majority of recent college graduates are completely unprepared ...
High School Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Difficult Teacher Ages Out Of Education System
CLEVELAND—Faculty and staff at Baxter High expressed a profound sense of relief Monday upon learning that the school’s most infamous troublemaker, 65-year-old geology ...
High School Students Line Up For School Oil Portrait Day
BLUE SPRINGS, MO—Holding onto their order forms and making last-minute adjustments to their outfits and hair, students at Blue Springs Senior High lined up ...
Evidence Piling Up Mom Slept With One Of Her College Professors
COLUMBIA, SC—Citing “very strong evidence” that includes his mother saving several of her research papers from the course and how she often mentions how ...
Copy Of 'The Scarlet Letter' Can't Believe The Notes High Schooler Writing In Margins
FOX CHAPEL, PA—A mass-market paperback edition of The Scarlet Letter confirmed Wednesday that it simply could not believe the misguided and often completely erroneous ...
Man Has Alarming Level Of Pride In Institution That Left Him $50,000 In Debt, Inadequately Prepared For Job Market
Calling his college experience “the greatest four years of [his] life,” 27-year-old University of Miami alumnus Mark Felder maintains a startling level of pride in ...
My Year Volunteering As A Teacher Helped Educate A New Generation Of Underprivileged Kids vs. Can We Please, Just Once, Have A Real Teacher
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My Year Volunteering As A Teacher Helped Educate A New Generation Of Underprivileged Kids
When I graduated college last year, I was certain I ...
First Disk Of Rosetta Stone Hungarian Just Urges Listeners To Rethink This Whole Thing
ARLINGTON, VA—Software developer Rosetta Stone announced Thursday the launch of a new three-CD-ROM Hungarian language program, the first disk of which is dedicated entirely ...
Alabama School System's Lone Textbook Falling Apart
MONTGOMERY, AL—The Alabama Department of Education reported Wednesday that its sole textbook has begun to seriously show its age after more than a decade ...
Longtime Teacher Retires Without Changing A Single Student's Life
MARION, OH—Local residents on Friday struggled to recollect the legacy of educator Jerry Kowalski, 68, who next month will complete his 43-year teaching career ...
New Rumsfeld Scholarship Awarded To Student Who Demonstrates Potential To Ignore Geopolitical Consequences Of Armed Invasion
CHICAGO—West Roosevelt High School student Jeremy Holloran became the first recipient of the Donald Rumsfeld Scholarship for Limited Geopolitical Foresight on Wednesday, a recognition ...
New Legislation Would Shut Down U.S. Education System, Give Each American Student $3,000 To Start Own Small Business
WASHINGTON—In what is being hailed as a simple and elegant solution to the nation's current employment and education crises, a bill introduced in ...
American Students Not Proficient In History
The 2010 National Assessment of Educational Progress concluded that less than a quarter of students were proficient in U.S.
No Stopping Back Sweat Now
No Stopping Back Sweat Now
