Jim Nantz Makes Arnold Palmer Watch Old Clips Of Himself Until He Cries
AUGUSTA, GA—During a televised tribute to 77-year-old Arnold Palmer, CBS's lead golf anchor Jim Nantz made the four-time Masters champion...
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Mark Martin: 'I'm Too Old To Be Driving Cars Around'
DAYTONA BEACH, FL— Four-time NASCAR Cup Series runner-up Mark Martin, 48, surprised reporters at a post-race press conference by saying he...
Bush Launches Preemptive Attack On Social Security
ST. LOUIS, MO—At an appearance at the St. Louis Convention Center Sunday evening, President Bush declared the "grave and pressing need" for a preemptive ...
AARP Blasted As Out Of Touch, Past Its Prime
WASHINGTON, DC—A coalition of young professionals criticized the American Association of Retired Persons at a press conference Monday, calling the organization "woefully out of ...
New Generation Of Dynamic, Can-Do Seniors Taking On Second Jobs
CHANDLER, AZ—Old age used to be considered a period of decreased activity, mental slowdown, and reduced usefulness to society. In recent years, however, a ...
Jay-Z's Grandfather Busted With Trunk Full Of Canadian Prescription Drugs
BUFFALO, NY—Tyrone J. Carter, rap artist Jay-Z's 75-year-old grandfather, was arrested Monday for transporting prescription drugs across the Canadian border in the trunk ...
91-Year-Old Woman An Expert At Outliving
TEMPE, AZ—Lillian Reselman celebrated her 91st birthday Monday by continuing to do what she's been doing for more than nine decades: outliving those ...
Seminal School-Portrait Photographer Dies At 92
PHOENIX—Henry Anszczak, the photographer whose influential work revolutionized modern school portraiture, died Sunday at his family home in Eloy. He was 92.
Smoker Inspired By Sight Of Elderly Smoker
EVANSVILLE, WY—Rod Jensen, a 25-year-old smoker with a two-pack-a-day habit, drew inspiration from 83-year-old Leo Menting Monday. "See, that guy over there's still ...
Prizes On Price Is Right Looking Better As Man Ages
YORBA LINDA, CA—Local electrician Ryan DeRegotis, 35, said Tuesday that the prizes on The Price Is Right look more appealing every year. "I gotta ...
Killing Wheelchair-Bound People With Missiles Is Justifiable If They're Terrorists vs. Killing Wheelchair-Bound People
The global balance of power has changed dramatically in the last two decades. In the past, great armies and great industrial capabilities were needed to ...
Grandmother Can't Believe They Let People With Tattoos On Price Is Right
GREAT BEND, KS—Grandmother of nine Sadie Grunfelder, 71, expressed surprise Tuesday when a tattooed contestant was allowed to play "Buy Or Sell" on the ...
Nursing-Home Residents Mate In Captivity
COLBY, KS—Following six months of failed attempts under intense observation by geriatric scientists, Briarwood Nursing Home residents Horace Klass, 86, and Helen Veukmaan, 83 ...
