Elections
Republicans Urge Minorities To Get Out And Vote On Nov. 3
MIAMI, FL—With the knowledge that the minority vote will be crucial in the upcoming presidential election, Republican Party officials are urging blacks, Hispanics, and ...
Nader Polling At 8 Percent Among Past Supporters
WASHINGTON, DC—A CNN/Gallup poll released Monday shows that 8 percent of those who voted for presidential candidate Ralph Nader in the 2000 election ...
Battleground States
A handful of battleground states will be key in deciding the 2004 presidential election. What are some of the states most concerned about?
Kerry: Stem-Cell Research May Hold Cure To Ailing Campaign
ROCHESTER, MN—In a major policy address at the Mayo Clinic Tuesday, Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry drew a sharp distinction between himself and President ...
Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected
GREENSBORO, NC—In an announcement that has alarmed voters across the nation, Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that he will personally attack the U ...
Irrelevant Pop Stars Unite Against Bush
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to motivate Americans to go to the polls on Nov. 2, a coalition of irrelevant pop stars is winding up ...
Upcoming Election Deduced From Sports Illustrated Content
LINCOLN, NE—Football fan Ben Pellett first became aware of the upcoming presidential election Tuesday, thanks to a tangential reference to it made in the ...
'Ravaged' Named Florida's Official State Adjective
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Governor Jeb Bush announced Monday that Florida has adopted the word "ravaged" as its official state adjective. "In the past decade, parts of ...
Hundreds Of Republicans Injured In Rush To Discredit Kerry
WASHINGTON, DC—George Washington Memorial Hospital is struggling to deal with an influx of Republicans with concussions, broken bones, and internal injuries suffered during the ...
Small Group Of Dedicated Rich People Change The World
NEW YORK—Cynics often say that one man can't make a difference in a huge and complicated world. But this week in New York ...
Swing States Roughed Up By Bush, Kerry Operatives
WASHINGTON, DC—The 22 battleground states in the 2004 presidential election said Monday that they have received threats, both direct and veiled, from Kerry and ...
Kerry Unveils One-Point Plan For Better America
WICHITA, KS—Delivering the central speech of his 10-day "Solution For America" bus campaign tour Monday, Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry outlined his one-point ...
Kerry Names 1969 Version Of Himself As Running Mate
BOSTON—Ending months of speculation, presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry announced Tuesday that he has selected the young, vibrant, recently decorated war hero John Kerry ...
Poll: Many Americans Still Unsure Whom To Vote Against
WASHINGTON, DC—According to Gallup Poll results released Monday, 6 percent of Americans are still undecided about whether to vote against President Bush or Democratic ...
Fed-Up Cheney Enters Presidential Race Himself
WASHINGTON, DC—As President Bush's public-approval ratings hit an all-time low, Vice-President Dick Cheney announced Monday that he has been "forced" to throw his ...
Bush Vows To Pay Closer Attention To Needs Of Non-Presidents
WASHINGTON, DC—Responding to recent polls suggesting that he has lost touch with the average American, President Bush vowed Monday to pay closer attention to ...
Senatorial Candidate Introduces New Low-Carb Platform
COLUMBIA, SC—Mayor of Myrtle Beach and Republican Senate hopeful Mark McBride jumped ahead in the polls Monday after announcing his new low-carbohydrate political platform.
