GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Area third-grader Abigail Werner simply cannot wait to learn how to write the letter G in cursive.
ALLEGHENY CITY, PA—Martin Kramarczyk wouldn’t be surprised if the FBI came down and busted the school for some kind of kinky, perverted stuff.
HAMPTON, VA–An attempt by Brian Shuman, 12, to impress fellow seventh-grader Becky Lundegaard, 13, met with spectacular failure Monday, when his school supplies and ...
KENANSVILLE, NC—According to 20-year-old ditz Tara Shore, children are important, because they're totally our future.
WASHINGTON, DC—Kimberly Neesin, 10, suggested that the education budget would be better spent on more field trips.
CHESAPEAKE, VA—According to top-level schoolyard sources, everyone is doing it. "Come on, we all do it," an older kid said Tuesday, speaking on condition ...
EVERETT, WA—In an attack denounced by teachers as "uncalled-for," Donny Dungarees was struck down with a barrage of crayons.
SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA—According to tests conducted by school psychologists and reading teachers, local third-grader Stephanie Franck is so mind-bogglingly stupid that she sees ...
PHOENIX—According to officials, students in Coach Peeler's gym class could be trying a lot harder.