Shell Executives Accuse Oil-Covered Otter Of Playing It Up
OAK HARBOR, WA—"He's fine," said Shell president Marvin Odum. "Trust me, before all of the cameras and reporters showed up, our little buddy ...
Energy
Obama's New Fuel Efficiency Plan
Last week, President Obama announced a plan to lower automobile emissions by requiring new cars to average 35.5 miles per gallon. How can...
Simple Tips For A Greener House
Cutting energy consumption not only saves you money, it helps save the environment. Here are 10 simple things you can do around the house to ...
Nation Hit Hard
NEW YORK—Faced with several tough factors, the nation has once again been hit hard, sources reported Tuesday. "It is unclear whether the...
Bush Told To Sign Birthday Treaty For Someone Named 'Kyoto'
WASHINGTON—Enlisted by members of the House and Senate, presidential aide Rebecca Tandy brought a copy of the international climate-change...
Price Of Gas Rises To Four Expletives Per Gallon
HOUSTON—Gasoline prices rose to a record-high four expletives per gallon Monday, a rate of fuel-price-related cursing not seen since the...
Soaring Oil Prices Alter Vacation Plans
With gas solidly over $4 a gallon for the first time and air travel becoming prohibitively expensive, many families are being forced to change...
Dept. Of Sanitation Asks Public To Separate Perfectly Good Stuff From Garbage
WASHINGTON—Officials said perfectly good garbage will be picked up twice a week, or whenever the sanitation department spots a blender they think they can ...
BP Opens Multi-Floor, 1,000-Pump Flagship Gas Station In Times Square
NEW YORK—Tourists and gas-lovers from around the nation flocked to New York City Saturday for the grand opening of the five-story,...
Bush Acknowledges Existence Of Carbon Dioxide
"We can no longer ignore the facts – carbon dioxide is real," Bush said.
Addressing Climate Crisis, Bush Calls For Development Of National Air Conditioner
WASHINGTON, DC—"We must act now so that our children's children can live in a world without sweat," said president Bush, justifying the project ...
Daylight Saving Time Yields Massive Daylight Surplus
WASHINGTON, DC—Energy Secretary Samuel W. Bodman announced Monday that the country's seven-month-long effort to conserve sunshine has...
Bush Urges Expanded Drilling Of Alaskan Wildlife
WASHINGTON, DC—The president reminded Congress Tuesday of the estimated 9.3 billion barrels of drillable bear, elk, and musk ox "right here on American ...
New Oil Field Discovered
The Chevron Corporation has discovered an oil field in the Gulf of Mexico which could possibly produce 6,000 barrels a day. What do you ...
Mass Transit Use Increases
Predictably, rising gas prices have led to an increase in mass-transit use. What do you think?
Nuclear Waste Accumulating
Thousands of tons of spent nuclear fuel is building up at three power plants because the government¹s failure to open a promised storage facility in...
Oil Executives March On D.C.
The hundreds of executives, majority share-holders, and oil barons say they've been shut out too long.
