Aries Turns out it's not your relationship with your father that's been eating you up inside, but rather a three-foot long parasite lodged ...

LOS ANGELES—Saying that he’s wanted to do something a little more personal for some time now, director Michael Bay, known for such big-budget ...

PBS 3 p.m. EDT/2 p.m. CDT In this spinoff of The Magic School Bus, Mrs. Frizzle and her class hop on the ...

Director Paul Feig narrates a clip from his new film 'The Heat,' which he says, like 'Bridesmaids,' is a ghost story at heart.

HGTV 5 p.m. EDT/4 p.m. CDT Host Gus Fletch takes inexperienced homeowners and makes them work repeatedly with grout while turning everything ...

ROCHESTER, MI—Hip-hop artist Marshall Mathers, a.k.a. Eminem, said he was left wholly terrified today after meeting his daughter Hailie’s new boyfriend ...

WASHINGTON—Shortly after turning in dissenting opinions in landmark federal rulings today that struck down the Defense of Marriage Act and conferred full federal benefits ...

Bravo 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT After finding out about her husband’s affair, Darlene smashes the Hubble Telescope.

SAN ANSELMO, CA—Following his lavish wedding over the weekend to financial company president Mellody Hobson, a self-conscious George Lucas is reportedly still too embarrassed ...

The popular network will bring back all 90 of its current sun-soaked shows about spies or lawyers or something.

Aries Tuberculosis is certainly not the death sentence it used to be, though that'll be hard to tell just by looking at you. Taurus ...

LOS ANGELES—Sources close to the Lone Ranger and Pirates Of The Caribbean star confirmed Monday that unless Johnny Depp is playfully keeping his balance ...

HBO 10 p.m. EDT/9 p.m. CDT After a rough start, the classically trained stage actor wins the crowd over with an inspired ...

WASHINGTON—Americans across the country expressed their excitement Wednesday over the upcoming release of Value Meal, a feature-length documentary that will, at long last, shed ...

LOS ANGELES—Upon emerging from an advance screening of the Walt Disney Pictures film The Lone Ranger, representatives of the country’s American Indian population ...

The popular series about a castle full of wizards and magical servants has been surprisingly magic-free so far, but hopefully that will change in the ...

This week's 5 best-selling books as compiled by The Onion Book Review: There’s Not A Lot Of Food Henry Devlin (Random House, $22 ...