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Will Season Four Of ‘Downton Abbey’ Finally Show The Wizards Using Their Powers?
The popular series about a castle full of wizards and magical servants has been surprisingly magic-free so far, but hopefully that will change in the ...
Top 5 Best-Selling Books — Week Of June 18, 2013
This week's 5 best-selling books as compiled by The Onion Book Review: There’s Not A Lot Of Food Henry Devlin (Random House, $22 ...
Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 18, 2013
Aries You're not the type of guy who gets all mushy, but that will change this week, when they leave you out in the ...
The Onion Looks Back At 'The Wizard Of Oz'
The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Ronsenthal examines ‘The Wizard of Oz’ in this week’s Film Standard
Superman Turns 75
Superman’s legacy began 75 years ago this month with his first appearance in the inaugural issue of Action Comics, and continued last weekend with ...
'After Earth II' Tanks At Box Office
LOS ANGELES—According to box-office returns, the new Will Smith film After Earth II, the sequel to last month’s science-fiction adventure-drama After Earth, performed ...
Torque Unveiled (PG-13)
Vin Diesel and The Rock star in this fast-paced educational film about how angular momentum is expressed by a force revolving around a fixed point.
If Cast And Crew Of Local Production Of ‘The Music Man’ Being Honest, ‘Marian The Librarian’ Number Needs Work
GREENSBURG, PA—Saying that the iconic number simply isn’t where it needs to be at this point, nearly everyone involved in The Greensburg Playhouse ...
Spanish Extra Credit (PG)
Earn 10 extra credit points on the final by bringing in your ticket stub from this Spanish film playing at the art theater downtown.
Report: 250 Million Americans Still Need Guests On Their Podcasts This Week
WASHINGTON—According to a report out today, 250 million Americans are still scrambling to find someone to appear on their podcasts this week, as the ...
Panicked Studio Delays ‘Man Of Steel’ To Get More Shots Of People Looking Up In Awe
LOS ANGELES—Citing a dire need for additional reshoots, visibly panicked officials at Warner Bros. studios announced Wednesday that they had decided to delay the ...
Weird Porno Stops At Kissing
PASADENA, CA—A local 46-year-old man expressed confusion and disappointment Wednesday after watching what he described as a “really weird” pornographic movie that featured no ...
Before Midnight (R)
What would happen if the internet suddenly became sentient and tried to murder humanity? This film unfortunately doesn’t answer that question.
Brendan Fraser: 'I Would Like To Apply For One Kickstarter, Please'
The ‘Mummy’ star joined in on the crowdsourcing trend this week, sending an application and cover letter in to the Kickstarter headquarters.
HBO Film Reveals Liberace Was Good Friends With Gay Men
NEW YORK—According to critics, the new Liberace biopic Behind The Candelabra, which premiered on HBO last month, reveals that the famed musician and performer ...
Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 11, 2013
Aries Sometimes in life, you just need to stop whatever it is you're doing and take a step back. Actually, maybe it's two ...
The Silence (R)
Most people think of silence as a good thing, but in the case of this movie, it’s a scary thing.














