After decades of dominance, network television is losing huge chunks of its viewership to cable TV and the Internet. What are the networks doing to ...

SMYRNA, GA–Gregg Reinisch, a Smyrna-area masturbator, stays on top of all the latest trends in swimwear by watching the E! cable network, it was ...

BILOXI, MS—Owners of the nation's first riverboat-horseracing facility announced its closure Tuesday, minutes after the inaugural race. "I guess we planned it pretty ...

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Bruce Willis will star as The Abdomenizer, a federal agent with nothing to lose but those unsightly love handles.

LODI, MI—At the last moment, a cackling, seething coven of waitresses at a local Chi Chi's was alerted to restaurant patron Jim Alea ...

WASHINGTON, DC—According to a report released Tuesday by the U.S. Census Bureau, only 32 percent of Americans are still not famous.

NEW YORK—Talk Soup host John Henson and The Daily Show anchor Craig Kilborn arrived Monday at New York's Jacob Javits Center for the ...

NEW YORK—A major jewel heist was lip-smackingly thwarted Monday, when noted criminal overlord Dr. Octopus was brought to justice thanks to Spiderman and the ...

For years a dormant genre, horror movies are suddenly hot again. Why are people flocking to them?

Currently, five of the top ten albums in the U.S. are movie soundtracks, including those for Armageddon and City Of Angels—numbers one and ...

DE KALB, IL—It was learned Monday that Ted Moseley, a 34-year-old De Kalb-area construction worker, hauls ass 10, 12 hours a day for his ...

NEW YORK—Comedy Central reached a milestone at 3 a.m. EST Monday, when it aired Cheech & Chong: Still Smokin' for the one millionth time ...

SAN RAFAEL, CA—In the special-effects company's most dazzling achievement yet, Industrial Light & Magic has created a storyline for the upcoming sci-fi thriller Orbital ...

From Gap commercials to the film Swingers to bands like Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, swing music is suddenly all the rage again. Why are so ...