NEW YORK—An absolutely terrible manuscript written by local aspiring novelist Brandon Heath reported today that “Chapter 1: Clark.” “It was late autumn, the leaves ...

LOS ANGELES—Saying that it would likely be amusing and very popular, actor Macaulay Culkin told reporters Tuesday that he hopes staff writers at the ...

After more than four decades of writing and directing paeans to New York City, Woody Allen finds a city that he loves even more.

National Geographic 7 p.m. EDT/6 p.m. CDT Moody teenage host Grant Brock takes you to a few aquatic locales only a gay ...

Family Combines Intellectual Resources To Determine What Else Actor Has Been In

TLC 10 p.m. EDT/9 p.m. CDT Returning champ Kenny faces stiff competition this week from some impossibly thick-limbed challengers.

NEW YORK—According to numerous critics’ reports, an upcoming episode of HBO’s hit comedy Girls features the show’s star, Lena Dunham, losing control ...

Lifetime 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT When voluptuous neighbor Bathsheba decides to take a steamy outdoor bath, will King David be able ...

LOS ANGELES –After tuckering himself out this week and cancelling his popular musical shows, sources confirmed that the singing dancing boy is very upset, and ...

AUSTIN, TX—Four days into the culture and technology component of the South by Southwest festival, event organizers confirmed Monday that the word “innovate” has ...

AUSTIN, TX—While attending the fourth day of this year’s SXSW conference, Chicago-based marketing associate Tim Danner told reporters today that the music, film ...

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Sitcom Character Turns On Bedside Lamp Before Answering Phone

'Holy Shit, Oz The Great And Powerful Comes Out In Two Days' Replaces 'Hello' As Standard Greeting

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The late Theodor Seuss Geisel, known to generations of fans as children’s author and illustrator Dr.

In this riveting documentary, a man calls his neighbor over and over again until he says “please stop calling me.”

Georges starts a great new life, free of his annoying, sickly wife Anne.

Everyone suspects each other of making whimpering sounds, until they discover it was a nearby scared wall the whole time.