Funny Monkey Tested On

News ISSUE 33•16 Apr 29, 1998
DAYTON, OH—Captain Bananas, a funny little monkey whose simian shenanigans never fail to crack up everyone he meets, was strenuously and repeatedly tested on ...

U.S. Fat Reserves Full

News ISSUE 32•08 Sep 23, 1997
WASHINGTON, DC—Unable to keep pace with the fat-storage needs of an increasingly prosperous, inactive and consumptive American populace, the nation's 140,000 federal ...