WASHINGTON, DC—Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Stephen Johnson apologized during a press conference Tuesday for what critics...
President Bush gave an Earth Day address in California reaffirming his commitment to hydrogen as the alternative fuel of the future. What do...
HUNTSVILLE, ONTARIO—Not content with functionalism, beaver Dennis Messner strives for integration-minded post-modernism.
Two nuclear reactors, Indian Point near New York and the Braidwood facility near Chicago, have released radioactive tritium into the groundwater....
Bush Decries Exxon Valdez Spillage of 'Precious, Precious Oil'
GAINESVILLE, FL—Despite theories that dolphins are excellent communicators, they responded to questions on land with only labored wheezing and shrill, distressed screams.
WASHINGTON, DC—Scientists say the main symptoms are sudden redness, heart palpitations, and a weakness of the knees.
WASHINGTON, DC—Millions of scarfless snowmen gathered in Washington to protest global warming, which has caused many of them to melt before their time.
WASHINGTON, DC—Weather-beaten U.S. citizens have responded to predictions of swirling blood storms and softball-sized clot-hail with numb resignation.
LOS ANGELES—Producers of The Zoo auditioned over 80 different species to find the right mix of personalities.
The three-month bison-hunting season opens in Montana today, marking the first open season in the state in 15 years. What do you think?