DETROIT–Russia's economic woes continued Tuesday, when a belligerent Boris Yeltsin was forcibly ejected from a Detroit-area check-cashing service after his attempt to cash ...

DARMSTADT, GERMANY–Residents of this quiet Rhineland city awoke Monday to discover that Heinrich Himmler Memorial Cemetery, the final resting place of over 200 Nazi ...

MOSCOW—Russian Space Agency officials cited safety concerns as well as proper craftsmanship as the reasons for the delay.

MOSCOW—Exhausted after years of failed attempts to establish order out of political and economic chaos, Russian officials finally gave up Wednesday, ceding power to ...

DUBLIN, IRELAND—After centuries of suffering, the people of the world will finally have some much-needed relief from the offending filth of the ubiquitous Irish ...

WARSAW—Upset that there are never any world wars anymore, German teens embarked on a nostalgia-driven military assault.

ITHACA, NY—The Byzantine Empire, the Eastern continuation of the Roman Empire, is in grave danger and will soon fall to united armies of Ottoman ...

ROUEN, FRANCE—Beatrice Berceau, renowned for her remarkable ability to decipher symbols printed on paper, died Monday.

KOROLYOV, RUSSIA—The delapidated space station with faulty wiring provides ideal conditions for learning about spaceborne panic.

PARIS—Vice-President Al Gore felt a deep, all-consuming sense of worthlessness Monday, when, after months of careful diplomatic networking, he was stood up by French ...

BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND—The Irish Republican Army announced Monday that it will embark on the most aggressive campaign of violence in its history if McDonald ...

From the mighty city-states dotting the Greek landscape to the burgeoning ports of Phoenicia, critics throughout the Mediterranean are singing the praises of the seventh ...

DUBLIN—A green-and-white soap, designed with the filthy Irish in mind, will all but eliminate their abominable stench.