Lawyer Urged By Mother To Include Younger Brother In Murder Trial
BOSTON—According to family sources, 35-year-old defense attorney Mark Chaote received a call from his mother Thursday asking him to include his younger brother Jeremy ...
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Unpopular Kid Having Trouble Fitting In At Home
SCHAUMBURG, IL—Facing an unending string of emotional, verbal, and physical abuses from his peers, sources confirmed Monday that local youth Nathan Meserole is reportedly ...
Woman Has Bizarre Ability To Share Details About Personal Life With Parents
PHILADELPHIA—Seated in the kitchen of her tastefully decorated apartment, local woman Jessica Beaumont looks the part of a typical young urbanite navigating life in ...
Brother-In-Law's Latest Money-Making Scheme Involves Starting PGA Championship Golf Course
TOLEDO—Local brother-in-law Steven Foster, 32, revealed a new money-making scheme at a family gathering Thursday, a proposal to start a PGA championship golf course ...
Area Dad Points Out Place That Has Great Reuben Sandwiches
'You Like Reubens, Right?' Father Inquires
AGOURA HILLS, CA—Noting that they really hit the spot, local dad Peter Barry pointed out a restaurant that serves really good Reuben sandwiches during ...
'You Will Die Someday And It Will Be Sad,' All Man Thinking During Dinner With Parents
CHICAGO—During dinner with his visiting parents at the Italian eatery Prosecco last Saturday, the only thing 29-year-old Eric Kauffman could think about was that ...
Report: Dad Proud Of You; He Won't Say It, But It's True
WASHINGTON—According to a new report released Sunday by the Pew Research Center, even though he doesn't always show it and certainly never says ...
Herculean Effort, Astronomical Expense Lead To Photo Of Whole Family At Disney World
ORLANDO, FL—A Sisyphean, continent-spanning voyage and the depletion of six years of savings at long last resulted this Tuesday in a single photograph of ...
Needy Mom Calling With Birthday Wishes
Needy Mom Calling With Birthday Wishes
Study Finds Owning Cool Leather Jacket More Rewarding Than Raising Children
SEATTLE—A study released Thursday by the Pacific Parenting Institute found that owning a seriously cool leather jacket is significantly more fulfilling than raising a ...
Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick
An emotional Rick Santorum stepped up his anti-gay rhetoric this week, saying jerks like Philadelphia's Nicholas Wiseman should not be allowed to marry a ...
Terrible Father Gets That Promotion
Terrible Father Gets That Promotion
Family Relieved To Hear Good Grandma Didn't Die
KEENE, NH—After enduring a temporary moment of heartbreak upon hearing their grandmother had died in her sleep the previous night, children of the Sullivan ...
4-Year-Old’s Optimism Just Making Things Worse For Area Family
MARION, AR—Though intended to cheer up family members, the unflagging optimism of 4-year-old Shelby Cooper has served only to exacerbate the financial stress her ...
Confused Texas Father Forces Son To Hit Ping Pong Ball Through Tire
Confused Texas Father Forces Son To Hit Ping Pong Ball Through Tire
Obama's Aunt Sends Him Article Mentioning United States
KALONA, IA—According to family sources, Barack Obama's aunt Claudia, 79, mailed a letter to the president Monday that included a short note and ...
Justin Verlander Doesn’t Bother Telling Parents Difference Between No-Hitter And Perfect Game
DETROIT—Following a phone call home Monday, Tigers starting pitcher Justin Verlander said that he hadn’t even bothered to explain the difference between a ...
Other Family In Restaurant Really Living It Up
Other Family In Restaurant Really Living It Up
