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    Featured Section: Family

    Spoiled, Doughy Brat Makes Local Parent Feel Spiritually Whole

    News • ISSUE 35•11 • Mar 24, 1999
    HOLMDEL, NJ—Suzanne Glauber's life became complete when her whining, grubby son Dakota was born.

    Father Only Expresses Love Through Concern For Proper Tire Inflation

    News in Brief • ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 35•11 • Mar 24, 1999
    ROCKY MOUNT, NC—Emotionally distant, undemonstrative father Earl Kolchak expressed his love for his 17-year-old daughter Jessica Tuesday the only way he knows how: by ...

    Healthy Sesquicentuplets Born To Local Woman

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    Parents Also Proud Of Unsuccessful Child

    News in Brief • ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 34•17 • Nov 25, 1998
    VIENNA, VA–John and Helen Blauvelt, proud parents of recent Duke Medical School graduate Diane Blauvelt, told their other, unsuccessful child Monday that they are ...

    Marxist Student Has Capitalist Parents

    News • ISSUE 34•16 • Nov 18, 1998
    LAWRENCE, KS–Chad Briggs, a radical Marxist and University of Kansas junior, has capitalist parents, campus sources reported Monday.

    March '74 Oui Passed Down To Next Generation In Special Ceremony

    News • ISSUE 34•09 • Sep 30, 1998
    SHAWANO, WI—Here in this sleepy northeastern Wisconsin town, a time-honored ritual is about to be solemnly observed, as 16-year-old Chris Weineke prepares to ceremonially ...

    I Wish Someone Would Visit My Grave

    Commentary • ISSUE 34•03 • Aug 19, 1998
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    Clinton Chastises Hillary For Failure To Produce Male Heir

    News • ISSUE 34•03 • Aug 19, 1998
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    Area Mother Enters 16th Year Of Post-Partum Depression

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    We Gave Rex To A Nice Farm Family vs. They Had Me Put To Sleep At The Vet

    Point/Counterpoint • ISSUE 34•01 • Aug 5, 1998
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    Don't you worry about Rex. Your father and I gave him to a nice farm family. Now he'll be able to run and ...

    Human Affection Now Available Only From Grandparents, Down Syndrome Children

    News • ISSUE 33•17 • May 6, 1998
    SEATTLE—In findings likely to have major ramifications on interpersonal relations throughout society, researchers at the University of Washington's Institute For Advanced Behavioral Studies ...

    Newborn Baby Imprisons Area Man

    News • ISSUE 33•16 • Apr 29, 1998
    SAUK PRAIRIE, WI—Area high-school graduate and part-time gas-station attendant Greg Peters, 18, was eternally imprisoned Monday by the healthy birth of his son Herman ...

    Family-Style Restaurant Offers Accusations, Belittlement With Entree Selections

    News • ISSUE 33•04 • Feb 3, 1998
    GARDEN CITY, NY—With its colorful striped awning, kids' jungle gym in the parking lot, and all-American fare, Ernie's Family Restaurant resembles many other ...

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