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Peewee Football Player Retires To Spend More Time With His Mom And Dad
FERNDALE, MI—After a storied three-month career as the starting running back, the third-string safety, and, when Billy's grandfather died, the punter for peewee ...
How To Play Golf Against The Man Whose Wife You're Banging On The Side
On Today Now!, golf expert Jordan Ritter has some Pro Tips for maintaining a steady swing while hitting the links with your mistress' husband.
USDA Recalls 96,000 Pounds Of Tainted Beef From One Family
Officials say a positive E. coli test prompted the recall, affecting the Wharton family's stores of ground beef, beef chuck, and rump roast.
Phil Mickelson Reluctantly Uses Golf Club Kids Made For Father's Day Present
PEBBLE BEACH, CA—In an effort to show appreciation for his Father's Day gift, Phil Mickelson, participating in the final round of the U ...
Area Grandmother Comes Forward As 'Banksy'
LONDON—At a press conference Tuesday, 89-year-old Rose Biggin, a grandmother from the Camden Town neighborhood of North London, announced that she was in fact ...
Advocacy Group: Mothers Have Right To Expose Milk-Engorged Breasts In Public
Organizers say until there is absolute acceptance of breastfeeding, nursing moms must vigilantly expose their swollen, milk-sodden breasts everywhere from community cookouts to the local ...
DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son's Room
DEA Official Stephen Lovejoy says Matt Lovejoy was found in possession of 1/8th ounce of marijuana and a glass pipe in defiance of the ...
Increasing Number Of Parents Opting To Have Children School-Homed
WASHINGTON—Thousands of mothers and fathers polled as part of the report believe that those running American homes, such as themselves, cannot be trusted to ...
Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python
Rich and Lisa Shaw say there were no warning signs that their 300-pound Burmese Python would crush and eat their 3 year old son.
Area Dad Suffers Massive Nothing To Worry About
STEVENS POINT, WI—In a no big deal that barely even took place, area factory worker and father of four Walt Koepke suffered a massive...
Family Concerned After Aging TV Show Has Another Terrible Episode
ROANOKE, VA—The Stashwick family of Roanoke was "alarmed and saddened" to see a beloved-but-aging TV program suffer yet another terrible...













