Restaurant's Extreme Burger Challenge Moved Down To Regular Menu
COLUMBUS, OH—According to staff at Dusty’s Kitchen, the local restaurant’s extreme burger challenge, formerly described as “an insurmountable mountain of beef and ...
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USDA Rolls Out New School Brunch Program For Wealthier School Districts
WASHINGTON—Declaring that every affluent child in America has the right to a well-balanced brunch, the U.S.
Heartbreaking Yelp Review Says It’s Just Nice To Eat A Meal Around Other People
SOUTH BEND, IN—In an exceedingly depressing review posted Monday on the popular website Yelp, a user identified as Gregg4 gave five stars to local ...
Sculpture Of Stereotypical Italian Chef Proof Of Pizzeria’s High Standard Of Excellence
MINNEAPOLIS—According to customers, a fiberglass sculpture of a fat mustachioed Italian stereotype recently placed in front of Gunther's Pizza has provided irrefutable proof ...
Nation Struggles To Understand Why Area Pie Didn't Come Out Right
HASTINGS, NE—Citizens across the nation were shocked and dismayed Thursday when a pie, originally intended to be a delectable, mouthwatering treat, somehow emerged from ...
Americans Demand Crispier Outside
NEW YORK—Millions of outraged consumers assembled across the nation Tuesday to demand a crispier outside, insisting that it also be made available in a ...
Fork Manufacturer Introduces Fifth Tine To Accommodate Growing American Mouthfuls
EVANSVILLE, IN—In an effort to keep pace with the rapid growth of American mouthfuls, flatware manufacturer KitchenMaster announced...
Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count
ROCKFORD, IL—The elderly grandmother of four told reporters that, while she would hate for anything to go to waste, she would be equally upset ...
Area Woman Will Eat Anything With 'Tuscan' In Name
JEFFERSON TOWNSHIP, NJ—Veterinary assistant Lauren Millardi, 27, will eat any dish prefaced with the word "Tuscan," sources reported Monday....
Area Man Committed To Being Spicy Food Guy
NEWTON, KS—Auto salesman Royce Flankingston—known to frequently question waitstaff as to whether or not food is "actually" spicy,...
Report: Turkey Sandwiches An Excellent Source Of Turkey Sandwiches
CHICAGO—Turkey sandwiches, long suspected of being a rich source of turkey sandwiches, were found to contain a substantial amount of turkey...
Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' From Recipe That Came To Him In A Dream
Today Now! shares a delicious omelet recipe you can make at home with just a few simple and surreal ingredients.
