Food

Sculpture Of Stereotypical Italian Chef Proof Of Pizzeria’s High Standard Of Excellence

ISSUE 48•20 | 05.19.12 | News in Brief

MINNEAPOLIS—According to customers, a fiberglass sculpture of a fat mustachioed Italian stereotype recently placed in front of Gunther's Pizza has provided irrefutable proof of the restaurant's high standard of excellence. more»
Hershey's Announces It's All Out Of Candy

ISSUE 48•20 | 05.15.12 | News in Brief

HERSHEY, PA—Hershey's, the American confectionery giant behind such treats as Hershey's Kisses, Twizzlers, and the Symphony chocolate bar, announced Tuesday that it had run out of candy and would cease operations immediately. more»
General Mills Pulls Nitroglycerin Chex From Store Shelves

ISSUE 48•15 | 04.10.12 | Radio News
Report: Majority Of Instances Of People Getting Lives Back On Track Occur Immediately After Visit To Buffalo Wild Wings

ISSUE 48•13 | 04.01.12 | News in Brief

SEATTLE—According to a University of Washington report published Friday, more than two-thirds of major lifestyle reassessments take place after exiting a Buffalo Wild Wings franchise. more»
Arizona Iced Tea Unveils New 4-Foot-Tall Cans

ISSUE 48•03 | 01.21.12 | News in Photos
Arby's Now Charging $2.99 To Let Customers Go Behind Counter, Grab Handfuls Of Roast Beef

ISSUE 48•03 ISSUE 0• | 01.16.12 | News

ATLANTA—During a press event at Arby's headquarters last week, the company officially launched its new $2.99 Grab-N-Go Meal Deal, which allows patrons to go behind the counter at any franchise location and grab as much roast beef as they can with th... more»
Some Organics Not Green

ISSUE 48•01 | 01.04.12 | American Voices

As they ramp up production to meet the demands of a growing market, some organic farms are coming under scrutiny for agricultural practices that may do more harm to the land than good. more»
Neighborhood Kind Of Hoping Panera Bread Shows Up And Plows Over Charming Local Bakery

ISSUE 48•01 | 01.02.12 | News

WORCESTER, MA—Residents of Worcester's Grafton Hill neighborhood acknowledged Monday they would not necessarily mind a Panera Bread franchise coming in and wiping out Callahan's, a charming, family-run bakery that has been a fixture of their communi... more»
Did Someone Say Bison?

ISSUE 47•49 | 12.06.11 | Commentary

Hi, hello there, sorry. I apologize if I'm interrupting, but did someone over here just say bison? I swear I wasn't eavesdropping or anything, but I was just standing over there and I couldn't help but notice that somebody mentioned something about bison,... more»
More Vegetables Evolving Chocolate-Sauce-Filled Centers As Evolutionary Imperative

ISSUE 47•46 | 11.18.11 | News in Brief

AMES, IA—Leading agriculturalists reported Wednesday that many vegetables, including carrots, eggplants, and zucchini are evolving rich, creamy chocolate centers in order to ensure their survival as a species. more»
Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal

ISSUE 47•45 | 11.07.11 | Onion News Network On IFC

Jim and Tracy welcome Celebrity Chef Ted Allen on Today Now! to show them how to make the most obnoxious, contrived meals for your dickhead foodie friends. more»
Genetically Modified Shrieking Broccoli Toned Down

ISSUE 47•43 | 10.24.11 | Radio News
Burger King Introduces New Healthy Deep-Steamed French Fries

ISSUE 47•40 | 09.30.11 | News in Photos
General Mills Releases New Lucky Charms With 15 Percent Less Leprechaun Meat

ISSUE 47•38 | 09.23.11 | News in Brief

MINNEAPOLIS—Saying that Lucky Charms is "as magically delicious as ever but now lower in magically saturated fats," General Mills announced Friday it would begin making the cereal with 15 percent less leprechaun meat. more»
McDonald's Releases The McCrazy Burger

ISSUE 47•37 | 09.13.11 | Radio News
Sandwich From Television Commercial Spotted At Local Restaurant

ISSUE 47•29 | 07.22.11 | News in Brief

HALFMOON, NY—Local lunch patrons were stunned Tuesday when they spotted the sandwich from a recent 30-second television commercial occupying the window booth at a nearby Arby's franchise. more»
Local Idiot Cooks Dinner For Himself When Tons Of Places Would Do That For Him

07.11.11 | Newswire

Local Idiot Cooks Dinner For Himself When Tons Of Places Would Do That For Him more»
Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet

ISSUE 47•25 | 06.20.11 | Radio News
Whoa, What Did That Guy Order?

ISSUE 47•25 | 06.17.11 | Sunday Magazine
Editors Of '401 Best Soups' Cookbook Still Fighting

ISSUE 47•22 | 06.05.11 | News in Brief

BURLINGTON, VT—Six years after the book's release, the editors of 401 Best Soups have reportedly been unable to set aside their disagreements over which recipes were included in the volume. more»
Restaurant That Never Has Customers Celebrates Fifth Weird Year

ISSUE 47•21 | 05.28.11 | News in Brief

CHICAGO—The Royale restaurant near Rogers Park commemorated its fifth weird year of business Monday the same way it celebrated its opening: with a vague attempt to attract customers by stringing brightly colored plastic flags from the mysterious eatery's storefront to a nearby utility pole. more»
Man Wishes Someone Else Was Around To Taste How Good His English Muffin Pizzas Turned Out

05.28.11 | Newswire

Man Wishes Someone Else Was Around To Taste How Good His English Muffin Pizzas Turned Out more»
Man Eating Cashew Butter Can’t Believe He Wasted So Many Years Fucking Around With Peanut Butter

ISSUE 47•19 | 05.15.11 | News in Brief

SYRACUSE, NY—After enjoying his first taste of cashew butter Monday, blindsided local man Gus Darius declared that he was “utterly ashamed” of all the years he’d wasted on the far inferior taste of peanut butter. more»
McDonald's Stock Tumbles As Consumers Turn To Food

ISSUE 47•20 | 05.14.11 | Radio News
ESPN Draft Butcher Breaks Down 2011 Draft's Top Running Back Into Roasts, Steaks

ISSUE 47•51 ISSUE 47•17 | 04.29.11 | Sports News in Brief

NEW YORK—In a new segment during Thursday's 2011 NFL Draft broadcast, ESPN draft butcher Donnie Stoeger evaluated running back Mark Ingram by breaking down the Alabama star into rib roasts, filet mignon, T-bone steak, and strip loin. more»
Man v. Food

04.26.11 | TV Listings

TRAVEL 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT Host Adam Richman leaves with an empty stomach when he can't get the attention of the cashier at a famous New Orleans po' boy shop. more»
'Arby's Has Been Putting More Onion Bits On Their Buns,' Reports Man Sinking Into Heavy Depression

ISSUE 47•50 ISSUE 47•16 | 04.23.11 | News in Brief

KANSAS CITY—According to local Patrick Johnson, the amount of crunchy onion bits baked into Arby's sandwich buns seems to have increased somewhat recently, the 32-year-old mechanic noted while visibly descending into a heavily depressed state. more»
'Is This All There Is?' Wonders Man Before Discovering Hot Sauce On Diner Table

04.17.11 | Newswire
You To Receive 15 Pounds Of Venison Sausage From Uncle

ISSUE 47•15 | 04.14.11 | Radio News
Everything Bagel With Cream Cheese And Tomato: Did You Want That For Here Or To Go?

ISSUE 47•14 | 04.04.11 | Sunday Magazine

food

Sculpture Of Stereotypical Italian Chef Proof Of Pizzeria’s High Standard Of Excellence

Hershey's Announces It's All Out Of Candy

General Mills Pulls Nitroglycerin Chex From Store Shelves

Report: Majority Of Instances Of People Getting Lives Back On Track Occur Immediately After Visit To Buffalo Wild Wings

Arizona Iced Tea Unveils New 4-Foot-Tall Cans

Arby's Now Charging $2.99 To Let Customers Go Behind Counter, Grab Handfuls Of Roast Beef

Some Organics Not Green

Neighborhood Kind Of Hoping Panera Bread Shows Up And Plows Over Charming Local Bakery

Did Someone Say Bison?

More Vegetables Evolving Chocolate-Sauce-Filled Centers As Evolutionary Imperative

Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal

Genetically Modified Shrieking Broccoli Toned Down

Burger King Introduces New Healthy Deep-Steamed French Fries

General Mills Releases New Lucky Charms With 15 Percent Less Leprechaun Meat

McDonald's Releases The McCrazy Burger

Sandwich From Television Commercial Spotted At Local Restaurant

Local Idiot Cooks Dinner For Himself When Tons Of Places Would Do That For Him

Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet

Whoa, What Did That Guy Order?

Editors Of '401 Best Soups' Cookbook Still Fighting

Restaurant That Never Has Customers Celebrates Fifth Weird Year

Man Wishes Someone Else Was Around To Taste How Good His English Muffin Pizzas Turned Out

Man Eating Cashew Butter Can’t Believe He Wasted So Many Years Fucking Around With Peanut Butter

McDonald's Stock Tumbles As Consumers Turn To Food

ESPN Draft Butcher Breaks Down 2011 Draft's Top Running Back Into Roasts, Steaks

Man v. Food

'Arby's Has Been Putting More Onion Bits On Their Buns,' Reports Man Sinking Into Heavy Depression

'Is This All There Is?' Wonders Man Before Discovering Hot Sauce On Diner Table

You To Receive 15 Pounds Of Venison Sausage From Uncle

Everything Bagel With Cream Cheese And Tomato: Did You Want That For Here Or To Go?

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