Food
Report: No Way This Year's Summer Strawberries Living Up To Hype
WASHINGTON—In the midst of unprecedented buzz over the highly anticipated 2013 crop of summer strawberries, a report issued today by the U.S.
Rescue Chip Sent In To Save Broken Tostito Submerged In 7-Layer Dip
AKRON, OH—Calling the situation dangerous and a rescue operation “very risky,” authorities have confirmed they will now lower a rescue chip into a seven-layer ...
Proud Boston Market CEO Announces Food Hasn't Been This Gross In Years
GOLDEN, CO—Visibly beaming with pride, Boston Market CEO George Michel told reporters Thursday that the food at his restaurant chain “has rarely, if ever ...
Applebee's Introduces New 50 Appetizers For $250 Special
DECATUR, GA—Announcing a special offer aimed at “whetting appetites like never before,” the Applebee’s restaurant chain said Wednesday that for a limited time ...
USDA Rolls Out New School Brunch Program For Wealthier School Districts
WASHINGTON—Declaring that every affluent child in America has the right to a well-balanced brunch, the U.S.
Report: Still Hasn't Been Long Enough To Open Restaurant Called Bin Laden's
WASHINGTON—According to a report released Tuesday by the Pew Research Center, though more than a decade has passed since the events of 9/11 ...
Heartbreaking Yelp Review Says It’s Just Nice To Eat A Meal Around Other People
SOUTH BEND, IN—In an exceedingly depressing review posted Monday on the popular website Yelp, a user identified as Gregg4 gave five stars to local ...
Mississippi Bans Soft Drinks Smaller Than 20 Ounces
JACKSON, MI—Citing a wish to maintain the quality of life for residents across the state, the Mississippi Senate on Thursday passed a bill outlawing ...
FDA Relaxes Definition Of Smoothie
WASHINGTON—In a decision with far-reaching implications for the thick-drink industry, the Food and Drug Administration announced Monday that it is relaxing the standards all ...
Olive Garden Waitress Covered In Sauce Sprayed From Talking Customers' Mouths
Olive Garden Waitress Covered In Sauce Sprayed From Talking Customers' Mouths
U.N. Aid Workers Distributing Food To Malnourished KFC Customers
FOREST LAKE, MN—Responding to an ongoing humanitarian crisis, U.N. aid workers reportedly descended on a local KFC Wednesday to deliver much-needed food to ...
Mother Of Three Drowns Own Fries In Ketchup
Mother Of Three Drowns Own Fries In Ketchup
Aquarium Security Guard Figures It Couldn't Hurt To Sample Couple Fish
Aquarium Security Guard Figures It Couldn't Hurt To Sample Couple Fish
Roommate Food Pyramid Updated To Include 4 Servings Of Someone Else's Grains, Cereals Per Day
WASHINGTON—The U.S. Department of Agriculture rolled out changes to its Roommate Food Pyramid for the first time in years Wednesday, revising the dietary ...
Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich
'Queer-Hatin' Cordon Bleu' Goes On Sale Wednesday
ATLANTA—As part of its recent efforts to publicly align itself with fundamentalist Christian values, the Chick-fil-A restaurant chain announced today the debut of its ...
