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Diner's Daily Special Just One Of Their Sandwiches Without The Bread
Diner's Daily Special Just One Of Their Sandwiches Without The Bread
Nabisco Tentatively Adds Hummus To List Of Approved Ritz Toppings
EAST HANOVER, NJ—Snack manufacturer Nabisco announced Tuesday its tentative decision to add hummus to its list of approved Ritz cracker toppings, temporarily granting the ...
Shrieking Vilsack Wakes From Nightmare About Being Buried Alive By Giant Ear Of Corn
WASHINGTON—A shrieking, sweat-soaked Tom Vilsack reportedly woke in a panic Tuesday night after the U.S.
Sculpture Of Stereotypical Italian Chef Proof Of Pizzeria’s High Standard Of Excellence
MINNEAPOLIS—According to customers, a fiberglass sculpture of a fat mustachioed Italian stereotype recently placed in front of Gunther's Pizza has provided irrefutable proof ...
Hershey's Announces It's All Out Of Candy
'It's Been A Hell Of A Run, Folks,' Say Retiring Executives
HERSHEY, PA—Hershey's, the American confectionery giant behind such treats as Hershey's Kisses, Twizzlers, and the Symphony chocolate bar, announced Tuesday that it ...
Report: Majority Of Instances Of People Getting Lives Back On Track Occur Immediately After Visit To Buffalo Wild Wings
SEATTLE—According to a University of Washington report published Friday, more than two-thirds of major lifestyle reassessments take place after exiting a Buffalo Wild Wings ...
Some Organics Not Green
As they ramp up production to meet the demands of a growing market, some organic farms are coming under scrutiny for agricultural practices that may ...
Neighborhood Kind Of Hoping Panera Bread Shows Up And Plows Over Charming Local Bakery
WORCESTER, MA—Residents of Worcester's Grafton Hill neighborhood acknowledged Monday they would not necessarily mind a Panera Bread franchise coming in and wiping out ...
More Vegetables Evolving Chocolate-Sauce-Filled Centers As Evolutionary Imperative
AMES, IA—Leading agriculturalists reported Wednesday that many vegetables, including carrots, eggplants, and zucchini are evolving rich, creamy chocolate centers in order to ensure their ...
Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal
Jim and Tracy welcome Celebrity Chef Ted Allen on Today Now! to show them how to make the most obnoxious, contrived meals for your dickhead ...
General Mills Releases New Lucky Charms With 15 Percent Less Leprechaun Meat
MINNEAPOLIS—Saying that Lucky Charms is "as magically delicious as ever but now lower in magically saturated fats," General Mills announced Friday it would begin ...
Sandwich From Television Commercial Spotted At Local Restaurant
HALFMOON, NY—Local lunch patrons were stunned Tuesday when they spotted the sandwich from a recent 30-second television commercial occupying the window booth at a ...
Local Idiot Cooks Dinner For Himself When Tons Of Places Would Do That For Him
Local Idiot Cooks Dinner For Himself When Tons Of Places Would Do That For Him
