Food
Sandwich From Television Commercial Spotted At Local Restaurant
HALFMOON, NY—Local lunch patrons were stunned Tuesday when they spotted the sandwich from a recent 30-second television commercial occupying the window booth at a ...
Local Idiot Cooks Dinner For Himself When Tons Of Places Would Do That For Him
Local Idiot Cooks Dinner For Himself When Tons Of Places Would Do That For Him
Editors Of '401 Best Soups' Cookbook Still Fighting
BURLINGTON, VT—Six years after the book's release, the editors of 401 Best Soups have reportedly been unable to set aside their disagreements over ...
Restaurant That Never Has Customers Celebrates Fifth Weird Year
CHICAGO—The Royale restaurant near Rogers Park commemorated its fifth weird year of business Monday the same way it celebrated its opening: with a vague ...
Man Wishes Someone Else Was Around To Taste How Good His English Muffin Pizzas Turned Out
Man Wishes Someone Else Was Around To Taste How Good His English Muffin Pizzas Turned Out
Man Eating Cashew Butter Can’t Believe He Wasted So Many Years Fucking Around With Peanut Butter
SYRACUSE, NY—After enjoying his first taste of cashew butter Monday, blindsided local man Gus Darius declared that he was “utterly ashamed” of all the ...
ESPN Draft Butcher Breaks Down 2011 Draft's Top Running Back Into Roasts, Steaks
NEW YORK—In a new segment during Thursday's 2011 NFL Draft broadcast, ESPN draft butcher Donnie Stoeger evaluated running back Mark Ingram by breaking ...
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'Arby's Has Been Putting More Onion Bits On Their Buns,' Reports Man Sinking Into Heavy Depression
KANSAS CITY—According to local Patrick Johnson, the amount of crunchy onion bits baked into Arby's sandwich buns seems to have increased somewhat recently ...
Maker Of Pizza Rolls Rethinks Letting Fans Tell Its Story
MINNEAPOLIS—Shocked by the sheer volume of depressing videos submitted to their Tell Us Your Totino's Tale campaign, employees at the pizza-roll manufacturer announced ...
