Slobodan Milosevic Dead
Former Serbian leader Slobodan Milosevic died in prison before a verdict in his four-year trial for genocide and war crimes could be rendered. What...
Foreign affairs
Latin America Leaning Left
With the election of Socialist pediatrician Michelle Bachelet in Chile, Latin America is leaning further to the left. What do you think?
Venezuela Offers Oil To Poor In Massachusetts
Under an agreement with Venezuela President Hugo Chavez, the poor in Massachusetts will receive cheap heating oil this winter. What do you...
British Recognize Gay Unions
Gay "civil partnerships" will be legally recognized in Great Britain later this month. What do you think?
EU Against Secret Prisons
The European Union is going to impose sanctions against member nations that cooperated with the U.S. CIA-run prisons. What do you think?
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
KARUNCHI, SNAKISTAN—Fritolaysia's trade blockade has also cut off Snakistan's commerce with Yumen, Mmmmadagascar, and the Chex Republic.
Venezuela Offers Oil To Poor In Massachusetts
Under an agreement with Venezuela President Hugo Chavez, the poor in Massachusetts will receive cheap heating oil this winter. What do you...
Report: North Korea Just Enjoys Nuclear Talks
WASHINGTON, DC—The Bulletin Of The Atomic Scientists published a report Tuesday revealing what the international community has long...
Bolivia Joins DOPEC
LA PAZ, BOLIVIA—The South American nation of Bolivia was inducted into the Development Organization of Powder-Exporting Countries Monday.
Missing Girl Elected To Aruban Parliament
ORANJESTAD, ARUBA—In a surprise election result, Aruban voters elected missing Alabama teen Natalee Holloway to their parliament Tuesday. "The...
U.S. Intensifies Empty-Threat Campaign Against North Korea
WASHINGTON, DC—During a recent press conference, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice issued another warning to North Korea, escalating the U.S. empty-threat campaign against ...
Report: U.S. Foreign Policy Hurting American Students' Chances Of Getting Laid Abroad
AMSTERDAM—American students traveling abroad confirm the findings of a study indicating that Washington's unilateral approach to foreign policy has seriously undermined Americans' chances ...
U.S. High School Gets Raw End Of Student Exchange
BELLEVILLE, IL—Summit Prairie High School lost enthusiastic, fun Molly Knutson to Germany, and got awkward loner Uwe Bohm in return.
Child Walks Out On Toy Non-Proliferation Talks
BROOKLYN, NY—Corrine Feit, 8, has refused to reduce her stuffed-animal stockpile.
The Crisis In Sudan
The U.S. has threatened economic action against the Sudanese government if it fails to disarm Arab militias, but some doubt it will curb the ...
Traveler Amazed By Sheer Number of Mexicans
MEXICO CITY—American tourist Michael Anderson expressed amazement Monday at the vast number of Mexicans populating Mexico City. "I guess it's obvious that the ...
