Tom Brady Cuts Danny Amendola's Hair To Look Just Like Wes Welker's
Tom Brady Cuts Danny Amendola's Hair To Look Just Like Wes Welker's
Friendship
Friends From Home Embarrassing
BROOKLYN, NY—After taking a group of visiting hometown friends out with the circle of friends he has made since moving to New York from...
Guy You Don't Want To See Will Meet You There
CRESSKILL, NJ—In news that has made you wonder why you ever even talk to that guy in the first place, David Kirsch, that prick ...
New Roommates Attempt To Find Manly Way Of Saying Good Night
MINNEAPOLIS—One month after moving into their shared apartment, roommates Nick Horowitz, 23, and Dan Crenshaw, 24, are still trying to...
Loser Friend Sort Of Doing Better
ANAHEIM, CA—Despite a long history of unstable living arrangements, failed relationships, and an overall inability to get his shit together,...
Albert Pujols Can't Bring Self To Hit Against Ex-Teammate Jeff Suppan
ST. LOUIS— Saying that he was "too overwhelmed" with memories of their 2006 World Series run, Albert Pujols couldn't bring himself to do...
Man Who Plays Devil's Advocate Really Just Wants To Be Asshole
COLUMBUS, MO—Though area graphic designer Derek Sills says he plays devil's advocate to help his friends better understand opinions...
This So Typical Of Hemophiliac
TEMPE, AZ—Friends of Joshua Melman agreed Monday that the behavior displayed at the WildSlide Waterpark Sunday was "utterly typical" of the...
'Hanging Out' Continues To Grow In Popularity Among Teens
WORCESTER, MA—More U.S. teenagers have been experimenting with the gateway activity known as “hanging out.”
Area Man Tired Of Making Excuses For Rapist Friend
OGALLALA, NE—After nearly a decade of friendship, Jake Fitzwater said Monday that he is getting sick of standing up for his buddy Raymond Bauer ...
Every Time Area Man Drops By, Friend Is Watching The Big Lebowski
CLEARWATER, FL—No matter what time of day he stops by for a visit, Barry Jensen always catches friend Scott Dupre watching the film The ...
New Girlfriend Bears Disturbing Resemblance To Old Girlfriend
ATLANTA—Friends of David Buntrock told reporters Monday that his new girlfriend Katie Wickstrom looks unsettlingly similar to his former girlfriend Tonya Gill. "When I ...
