Friendship

I'm So Blessed To Be Surrounded By People I Can Extort Money From

ISSUE 45•46 | 11.12.09 | Commentary

Everyone goes through a hard patch at some point. Even if you watch every penny, all it takes is an unexpected layoff or a sudden medical crisis,... more»
None Of Area Man's Friends Have Ever Seen Him With Shirt On

ISSUE 45•38 | 09.14.09 | News in Brief

WHEELING, WV—Saying they don't know why it never occurred to them before, friends of local man Paul Helton told reporters Sunday that they... more»
Who Are We Forging A Bond With?

ISSUE 45•35 | 08.26.09 | Statshot
Bounty, Brawny CEOs Wearing Down Patience Of Mutual Friend

ISSUE 45•33 | 08.14.09 | News in Brief

WEST PATTERSON, NJ—Though he has maintained a close friendship with both men for nearly a decade, Miles McCormick, 42, admitted Tuesday that... more»
But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them

ISSUE 48•15 ISSUE 45•24 | 06.09.09 | Commentary

I really like you. I do. You're so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I... more»
Point In Evening Reached Where Everyone Tries To Lift Biggest Friend

ISSUE 45•12 | 03.20.09 | News in Brief

PIKEVILLE, KY—Three hours and half a keg into the night Thursday, a group of friends reportedly reached the point where everyone present... more»
Lie To Cover Surprise Party Sounds More Fun Than Surprise Party

ISSUE 44•50 | 12.11.08 | News in Brief

HOPATCONG, NJ—A lie told to 28-year-old Kyle Bida to cover up a surprise birthday party to be held in his honor later this evening sounds a... more»
Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy

ISSUE 44•47 | 11.17.08 | News

DURHAM, NC—The brothers' laugh-a-minute economy-rebuilding plan involves bikini-clad Russian exchange students, the U.S. Senate, and a 50-gallon drum of Crisco. more»
I Was Under The Impression That Everyone Loved My Headlocks

ISSUE 44•37 | 09.10.08 | Commentary

My entire life, I've always loved some good old-fashioned horseplay, and I assumed everyone else felt the same. So you can imagine my surprise... more»
Smiling Now Primarily Used To Communicate Anger

ISSUE 44•35 | 08.29.08 | News in Brief

NEW YORK—The smile, a facial expression traditionally used to convey joy, pleasure, or amusement, is now mainly used to suppress rage,... more»
Man Realizes Fly Has Been Down For Entire Life

ISSUE 44•32 | 08.09.08 | News

CHICAGO—"You mean this entire time? On the bus? During my first communion?" Fred Havemeyer said. "Oh, Christ, the 60s! I just remembered the 1960s." more»
Phantom Diner Appears Only To Those In Their Drunkest Hour

ISSUE 44•31 | 08.01.08 | News

ROCHESTER, NY—Those who have visited the diner agree that it uncannily appears after no fewer than nine incantations of "Dude, I am so fucking wasted." more»
No One In Group Admits Girls' Night Out A Colossal Failure

ISSUE 44•29 | 07.14.08 | News in Brief

[media:64589] PROVIDENCE, RI—After hyping the outing with several days of text messages, including "things are going to get crazy," "the Bod... more»
Class Of '88 Reunion Attendees Once Again Trick Sue Thorpe Into Thinking Jeff Urban Likes Her

ISSUE 44•28 | 07.08.08 | News in Brief

ABERDEEN, ID—While attending her 20-year high school reunion Monday, 38-year-old claims adjuster Sue Thorpe was once again tricked into... more»
Friends From Home Embarrassing

ISSUE 44•25 | 06.17.08 | News in Brief

BROOKLYN, NY—After taking a group of visiting hometown friends out with the circle of friends he has made since moving to New York from... more»
Who Says You Can't Buy Fun Underwear For Your Buddies?

ISSUE 44•23 | 06.04.08 | Commentary

We've all been in this situation: You're at a store looking for some new clothes. When you get to the underwear section, you spy a mannequin... more»
Guy You Don't Want To See Will Meet You There

ISSUE 44•10 | 03.05.08 | News in Brief

CRESSKILL, NJ—In news that has made you wonder why you ever even talk to that guy in the first place, David Krysh, that prick you can't stand,... more»
New Roommates Attempt To Find Manly Way Of Saying Good Night

ISSUE 44•03 | 01.17.08 | News in Brief

MINNEAPOLIS—One month after moving into their shared apartment, roommates Nick Horowitz, 23, and Dan Crenshaw, 24, are still trying to... more»
We Should Hang Out Soon,' Reports Man You Won't See For 5 Months

09.25.07 | Newswire
Loser Friend Sort Of Doing Better

ISSUE 43•36 | 09.07.07 | News in Brief

ANAHEIM, CA—Despite a long history of unstable living arrangements, failed relationships, and an overall inability to get his shit together,... more»
No One Cares About Your Girlfriend Back Home

ISSUE 43•35 | 08.30.07 | News

YOUR SCHOOL—When asked which topics they would rather hear about than your high school girlfriend, your peers cited subjects from dorm-safety to Earth Science. more»
Ben Affleck Hoping Jason Bourne Has Sidekick In Next Movie

ISSUE 43•32 | 08.11.07 | News

LOS ANGELES—Affleck envisioned the sidekick as being taller and slightly beefier the Bourne, and who would always look out for his best friend. more»
Fraternity Brother Forced To Find Asshole Friends In Real World

ISSUE 43•21 | 05.24.07 | Radio News
Albert Pujols Can't Bring Self To Hit Against Ex-Teammate Jeff Suppan

ISSUE 43•16 | 04.19.07 | Sports News in Brief

ST. LOUIS— Saying that he was "too overwhelmed" with memories of their 2006 World Series run, Albert Pujols couldn't bring himself to do... more»
Man Who Plays Devil's Advocate Really Just Wants To Be Asshole

ISSUE 48•14 ISSUE 43•10 | 03.09.07 | News in Brief

COLUMBUS, MO—Though area graphic designer Derek Sills says he plays devil's advocate to help his friends better understand opinions... more»
Old Friends Fully Caught Up 10 Minutes Into Lunch

ISSUE 42•40 | 10.05.06 | Radio News
Area Woman's Best Friend Agrees

ISSUE 42•24 | 06.16.06 | Radio News
This So Typical Of Hemophiliac

ISSUE 41•44 | 11.02.05 | News in Brief

TEMPE, AZ—Friends of Joshua Melman agreed Monday that the behavior displayed at the WildSlide Waterpark Sunday was "utterly typical" of the... more»
Third-Grade Slumber Party A Snakepit Of Machiavellian Alliances

ISSUE 41•42 | 10.19.05 | News in Photos
'Hanging Out' Continues To Grow In Popularity Among Teens

ISSUE 43•28 ISSUE 41•38 | 09.21.05 | News

WORCESTER, MA—More U.S. teenagers have been experimenting with the gateway activity known as “hanging out.” more»

friendship

I'm So Blessed To Be Surrounded By People I Can Extort Money From

None Of Area Man's Friends Have Ever Seen Him With Shirt On

Who Are We Forging A Bond With?

Bounty, Brawny CEOs Wearing Down Patience Of Mutual Friend

But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them

Point In Evening Reached Where Everyone Tries To Lift Biggest Friend

Lie To Cover Surprise Party Sounds More Fun Than Surprise Party

Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy

I Was Under The Impression That Everyone Loved My Headlocks

Smiling Now Primarily Used To Communicate Anger

Man Realizes Fly Has Been Down For Entire Life

Phantom Diner Appears Only To Those In Their Drunkest Hour

No One In Group Admits Girls' Night Out A Colossal Failure

Class Of '88 Reunion Attendees Once Again Trick Sue Thorpe Into Thinking Jeff Urban Likes Her

Friends From Home Embarrassing

Who Says You Can't Buy Fun Underwear For Your Buddies?

Guy You Don't Want To See Will Meet You There

New Roommates Attempt To Find Manly Way Of Saying Good Night

We Should Hang Out Soon,' Reports Man You Won't See For 5 Months

Loser Friend Sort Of Doing Better

No One Cares About Your Girlfriend Back Home

Ben Affleck Hoping Jason Bourne Has Sidekick In Next Movie

Fraternity Brother Forced To Find Asshole Friends In Real World

Albert Pujols Can't Bring Self To Hit Against Ex-Teammate Jeff Suppan

Man Who Plays Devil's Advocate Really Just Wants To Be Asshole

Old Friends Fully Caught Up 10 Minutes Into Lunch

Area Woman's Best Friend Agrees

This So Typical Of Hemophiliac

Third-Grade Slumber Party A Snakepit Of Machiavellian Alliances

'Hanging Out' Continues To Grow In Popularity Among Teens

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