LOS ANGELES—Affleck envisioned the sidekick as being taller and slightly beefier the Bourne, and who would always look out for his best friend.

COLUMBUS, OH—The skanks would neither confirm nor deny that the kiss would involve tongue, forcing many bargoers to wait and continuously eye the suggestive ...

DENVER—Family and friends attending a two-hour birthday dinner for 26-year-old Josh Kebbekus at The Cheesecake Factory yesterday concluded...

CHICAGO—Nate Carney, 28, your well-read, politically minded friend of eight years, made you feel ignorant again Tuesday with his incisive...

KEY WEST, FL—Fellow scuba divers who witnessed Sam Gemitter's wild gesticulations, inaudible vocal noises, and bulging, wide-open eyes,...

IOWA CITY, IA—Rob Carrero's dishwashing debacle cast doubt on his ability to clean toilets, much less choose between Windex and Formula 409.

AUSTIN, TX—The praise leveled at record-store clerk Anton Eklund's tweed pants by longtime friend Bernard Woelters sounds suspiciously like an...

LOS ANGELES—The Recording Industry Association of America announced Tuesday that it will be taking legal action against anyone discovered...

TARRYTOWN, NY—Although he's had nearly three months to meet people, stay-at-home misfit Joshua Goldsworthy hasn't made a single friend.

LOS ANGELES—Hard-boiled narcotics officer Vincent Tate is having so much fun with the new recruit, he "may never retire."