Gadgets
Lawsuit Over iPod Scratches
Apple has been threatened with class-action lawsuits claiming its new iPod nano scratches too easily. What do you think?
iPod Nano
Apple recently introduced yet another new iPod, a wafer-thin, flash-based unit that marks the fifth product generation for the popular player. What...
Podcast A Cry For Help
BOZEMAN, MTThe few people close to Mitch Delomme say that he doesn't realize the implications of his new podcast, an agonizingly personal 40-minute ...
Dead iPod Remembered As Expensive
VENTURA, CA—A third-generation, 30-GB iPod, serial number AP356372, died early Monday morning at age 2. "I'll never forget all the great music it ...
Area Man Looking For Whatever The Hell Is Beeping
DELMAR, NY—Craig Mitich, 27, has spent 20 minutes searching his apartment for whatever the hell is emitting a high-pitched beep every few minutes. "Okay ...
Mysterious Defibrillator Saves Accident Victim, Disappears
SAN ANTONIO, TX—An unidentified defibrillator saved the life of heart-attack victim Clifford Moore, 67, and vanished without a trace, sources at Goode Company Barbecue ...
Sharper Image Vows 'We Will Be Undersold'
SAN FRANCISCO—In a battle cry to consumers of trendy specialty gadgets, Sharper Image CEO Richard Thalheimer said Monday that the high-end retailer "will be ...
Local Woman Dies Of Lost Cell Phone
APALACHICOLA, FLCatherine Polk, 24, died at a local Starbucks Monday afternoon, due to complications resulting from the tragic loss of her cell phone. "It ...
Mugger Can't Believe Crap Victim Has On MP3 Player
BOSTON—Following the successful mugging of a jogger in Franklin Park, petty criminal Derek Mesker announced Monday that he cannot believe the...
Video-Camera Tips
Video cameras are a fun and easy way to record those special moments in life.
DVD Tries To Pass Off 'Language Options,' 'Scene Selection' As Special Features
PLANO, TX—The recently released Joe Somebody DVD attempts to pass off "language options" and "scene selection" as special features, an unhappy buyer reported Monday ...
Headphones-Wearing Pedestrian Loudly Proclaims Iron Man Status
MINNEAPOLIS—Local resident James Gaines loudly proclaimed his Iron Man status Monday while walking down Hennepin Avenue wearing a Sony Discman. "I am Iron Man ...
Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks'
DALLAS—Haggar's new wrinkle-free slacks represent the first wearable pair of non-Newtonian pants.
New Technological Breakthrough To Fix Problems Of Previous Breakthrough
COLLEGE STATION, TX–Agricultural scientists around the world are hailing what is being called "the biggest breakthrough in biotechnology since the breakthrough it fixes."









