Gay & lesbian
Report: NHL Actually Has Had Hundreds Of Openly Gay Players For Years
NEW YORK—In the wake of NBA center Jason Collins and U.S. soccer midfielder Robbie Rogers coming out as homosexual, reports revealed Friday that ...
Michele Bachmann Figures Why Not, Introduces Homosexual-Beheading Bill
WASHINGTON—Saying that she’ll be gone soon anyway so she might as well, Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann introduced H.R.
After Careful Deliberation, Baby Goes With Homosexuality
EDMOND, OK—Following weeks of deliberation during which he carefully considered what sort of life he wanted for himself, 4-month-old baby Nathan Reynolds announced Wednesday ...
Gay Kid Excited To Be Made Fun Of For Second Thing
SUGAR LAND, TX—Shortly after reports surfaced today that the Boy Scouts of America had voted to lift its ban on gay youths, local homosexual ...
Jason Collins Might Be Just The Frontcourt Presence Team Trying To Boost Media Coverage Needs
WASHINGTON—NBA analyst Bruce Bowen reportedly suggested Friday that openly gay free agent center Jason Collins just might be the perfect frontcourt presence for a ...
Chris Berman Loudly Weighs In On Jason Collins Story
BRISTOL, CT—Following professional basketball player Jason Collins’ revelation that he is a homosexual, making him the first active player in a major American team ...
Dolphins WR Mike Wallace Comes Out As Stupid Asshole
MIAMI—The sports world was shocked today as Miami Dolphins wide receiver Mike Wallace outed himself as a stupid asshole, sources close to the professional ...
Gay Teen Still Going To Buy LeBron James Jersey
LAWRENCEVILLE, NJ—After learning NBA center Jason Collins became the first active player from a major American team sport to come out as a homosexual ...
Peyton Manning Comes Out As Gay For Football
DENVER—In a stunning revelation Friday that sent shockwaves through the NFL, Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning announced during an emotional press conference that he is ...
High School LGBT Club Still Short A ‘T’
High School LGBT Club Still Short A ‘T’
Gay NFL Players Must Be Unknown Special Teams Guys, Says Homophobic Man
RALEIGH, NC—Local homophobic man Trent Wesley, 43, announced Friday that any gay players currently on NFL rosters must be completely unknown special teams guys ...
Arguments For And Against Same-Sex Marriage
This week, the Supreme Court heard challenges to California’s Proposition 8 and the federal Defense of Marriage Act, bringing the question of legalizing gay ...
Anderson Cooper Throws Another Box Of Letters From Gay Children Into Dumpster
NEW YORK—Speaking with reporters Tuesday after emptying another box of fan mail into the dumpster behind his Manhattan apartment, CNN news anchor Anderson Cooper ...
Kim Jong-Un Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage: 'I'm Not A Monster'
PYONGYANG—As the U.S. Supreme Court heard arguments Tuesday on the constitutionality of banning same-sex marriage, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un told reporters that ...
Obama Blasts Obama's Evasive Stance On Gay Marriage
'The President Needs To Come Clean On His Views,' Obama Says
WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama lashed out at President Barack Obama's seemingly evasive stance on gay marriage Tuesday, calling the head-of-state's cagey position on ...
Best Part Of Gay 12-Year-Old’s Day Half Hour Spent Eating Lunch Alone On Staircase
SAGINAW, MI—According to Franklin Middle School seventh-grader and closeted homosexual Ben McElroy, the highlight of his day is the 30 minutes between third and ...
GLAAD To Honor Any Mainstream Film That Gets One Thing Right About Being Gay
LOS ANGELES—Seeking to honor filmmakers for fair and inclusive portrayals of the LGBT community, the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation announced Sunday the ...
First-Ever Gay 'Dear John' Letters Begin Reaching U.S. Troops Overseas
BAGRAM, AFGHANISTAN—Hailed as a monumental step toward equality by gay rights activists, hundreds of Dear John letters reportedly began reaching newly outed troops overseas ...
Joad Cressbeckler: Homosexuality A Necessity On Cold Mountaintops
On The Cressbeckler Stance, Joad explains how the harsh conditions in mining camps can require two men becoming one.




















