Gay Pride Celebrations Across U.S.
Gay pride marches and parades will be held this weekend across the United States as LGBT Pride Month draws to a close.
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Report: No Gay People Actually Refer To Selves As 'Same-Sex Couple'
WASHINGTON—Following the U.S. Supreme Court’s historic rulings on gay rights earlier in the day, a report issued Wednesday by the Human Rights ...
Bigot Relieved To Learn Gays In His State Still Effectively Subhuman
NORMAN, OK—Following the Supreme Court’s landmark 5-4 ruling this morning striking down the Defense of Marriage Act, local bigot Donald Pohlman, 45, reportedly ...
Supreme Court Leaves Final Decision On Gay Marriage In Capable Hands Of Texas, Alabama, Georgia
WASHINGTON—After months of deliberation, the U.S. Supreme Court opted today to leave the ultimate decision on whether homosexuals should be allowed to marry ...
Gay Marriage Opponents Warn Supreme Court Ruling Could Put Nation On Slippery Slope To Rationality
WASHINGTON—Condemning the decision as “dangerously reasonable” and “beyond level-headed,” vocal opponents of same-sex marriage strongly cautioned that this morning’s Supreme Court rulings supporting ...
Nation Celebrates What Is, Technically Speaking, Progress
WASHINGTON—Following two Supreme Court rulings today that allowed homosexuals in California to wed, extended federal benefits to same-sex married couples, but stopped short of ...
Impatient Nation Demands Supreme Court Just Get To The Gay Stuff
WASHINGTON—Following the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling in an ongoing affirmative action lawsuit Monday, the impatient American public reportedly demanded that the nation ...
Report: NHL Actually Has Had Hundreds Of Openly Gay Players For Years
NEW YORK—In the wake of NBA center Jason Collins and U.S. soccer midfielder Robbie Rogers coming out as homosexual, reports revealed Friday that ...
Michele Bachmann Figures Why Not, Introduces Homosexual-Beheading Bill
WASHINGTON—Saying that she’ll be gone soon anyway so she might as well, Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann introduced H.R.
After Careful Deliberation, Baby Goes With Homosexuality
EDMOND, OK—Following weeks of deliberation during which he carefully considered what sort of life he wanted for himself, 4-month-old baby Nathan Reynolds announced Wednesday ...
Gay Kid Excited To Be Made Fun Of For Second Thing
SUGAR LAND, TX—Shortly after reports surfaced today that the Boy Scouts of America had voted to lift its ban on gay youths, local homosexual ...
Jason Collins Might Be Just The Frontcourt Presence Team Trying To Boost Media Coverage Needs
WASHINGTON—NBA analyst Bruce Bowen reportedly suggested Friday that openly gay free agent center Jason Collins just might be the perfect frontcourt presence for a ...
Chris Berman Loudly Weighs In On Jason Collins Story
BRISTOL, CT—Following professional basketball player Jason Collins’ revelation that he is a homosexual, making him the first active player in a major American team ...
Dolphins WR Mike Wallace Comes Out As Stupid Asshole
MIAMI—The sports world was shocked today as Miami Dolphins wide receiver Mike Wallace outed himself as a stupid asshole, sources close to the professional ...
Gay Teen Still Going To Buy LeBron James Jersey
LAWRENCEVILLE, NJ—After learning NBA center Jason Collins became the first active player from a major American team sport to come out as a homosexual ...
Peyton Manning Comes Out As Gay For Football
DENVER—In a stunning revelation Friday that sent shockwaves through the NFL, Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning announced during an emotional press conference that he is ...
High School LGBT Club Still Short A ‘T’
High School LGBT Club Still Short A ‘T’
Gay NFL Players Must Be Unknown Special Teams Guys, Says Homophobic Man
RALEIGH, NC—Local homophobic man Trent Wesley, 43, announced Friday that any gay players currently on NFL rosters must be completely unknown special teams guys ...
Arguments For And Against Same-Sex Marriage
This week, the Supreme Court heard challenges to California’s Proposition 8 and the federal Defense of Marriage Act, bringing the question of legalizing gay ...
