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Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement

ISSUE 48•15 ISSUE 43•49 | 12.03.07 | News

WASHINGTON—"All the feminist movement needed to do was hire someone who had the balls to do something about this glass ceiling business," new head feminist Peter "Buck" McGowan said. more»
Bro, You're A God Among Bros

ISSUE 43•36 | 09.05.07 | Commentary

You know you're one of my top bros, bro, because you got my back. And I got yours. You're my bro. But you went above and beyond the other night,... more»
Thought Of Cross-Dressing, Joining LPGA Briefly Crosses David Duval's Mind

ISSUE 44•26 ISSUE 43•34 | 08.23.07 | Sports News in Brief

DENVER, CO—Though he is currently taking a brief sabbatical from golf to spend time with his family, David Duval once again entertained... more»
No One In Women's Shelter Able To Cook Decent Meal

ISSUE 43•34 | 08.21.07 | News in Brief

CLEVELAND—Despite having no other household responsibilities to occupy their time, none of the residents of the Cleveland YWCA Battered... more»
Nude Model Suspects She's Posing For Civics Class

ISSUE 43•33 | 08.16.07 | News in Brief

DOVER, DE—Model Sherri Rawlings, 24, told reporters yesterday that she has a "lingering feeling" that, for the past week, she has been... more»
As A Working Mom, It's Hard To Find Time To Masturbate

ISSUE 43•33 | 08.15.07 | Commentary

As a single mother of three with a full-time career, I've got a lot on my plate. Between making the children's breakfast in the morning and making... more»
WNBA Apparently Giving It Another Shot

ISSUE 43•21 | 05.24.07 | Sports News in Brief

SACRAMENTO—Sports fans nationwide reported feelings of surprise, amusement, and grudging admiration after discovering that the Detroit Shock... more»
Women In Motorsports

ISSUE 43•52 ISSUE 43•21 | 05.24.07 | Sportsgraphic

In honor of this year's Indy 500, the first to feature three female drivers, Onion Sports looks at some other great moments for women in motorsports history. more»
What Are We Yelling At Chicks From Our Cars?

ISSUE 43•21 | 05.23.07 | Statshot
Couric's Ratings Woes

ISSUE 43•21 | 05.21.07 | American Voices

Eight months after Katie Couric took over as anchor, The CBS Evening News is a distant third in the nightly news ratings, and last week... more»
Visible Panty Line Discussed Like It's Cancer

ISSUE 43•19 | 05.10.07 | Radio News
Slightly Upset Woman Declared Insane

ISSUE 43•19 | 05.09.07 | Radio News
Women To Drink For Free Until 10 Tonight At Spanky's

05.02.07 | Newswire
Girls Gone Wild Creator Ordered To Jail

ISSUE 43•15 | 04.10.07 | American Voices

Joe Francis, the man who created the Girls Gone Wild home-video franchise, has been ordered to jail for failing to appear in court for a hearing.... more»
Woman With Amazing Rack Told She Has Beautiful Eyes

ISSUE 43•08 | 02.25.07 | Radio News
Harvard's First Female President

ISSUE 43•07 | 02.14.07 | American Voices

Harvard University has selected its first female president. What do you think? more»
35 Years Of Manhood Summoned To Open Tight Bottle-Cap

ISSUE 43•04 | 01.29.07 | Radio News
Israeli President Accused Of Rape

ISSUE 43•04 | 01.26.07 | American Voices

The Israeli parliament agreed to allow President Moshe Katsav to temporarily step down in order to fight possible rape charges. What do you... more»
Hillary in '08

ISSUE 43•04 | 01.23.07 | American Voices

Hillary Clinton announced that she will run for president in the 2008 election. What do you think? more»
Michelle Wie Announces Plans To Compete In LPGA Tournament

ISSUE 42•48 | 11.30.06 | Sports News in Brief

HONOLULU—In an announcement that has rocked the world of professional golf, longtime men's golfer Michelle Wie said Monday that she is... more»
Nov. 21, 1943

ISSUE 42•47 | 11.23.06 | History

Betty Grable Appointed Head of U.S. Army Special Masturbation Fantasy Squad more»
Wal-Mart Discontinues Lady Things

ISSUE 42•41 | 10.14.06 | Radio News
A Career In Business Isn't For Every Gender

ISSUE 42•39 | 09.27.06 | Commentary

I've been in this field a long time. I've seen what it can do to someone who's not thick-skinned enough to bear the slings and arrows, and believe... more»
Massive Tag Body Spray Slick Spreading From Jersey Shore

ISSUE 42•38 | 09.20.06 | News

TOMS RIVER, NJ—Environmentalists fear that the noxious spill could offset Mid-Atlantic breeding patterns for years to come. more»
National Organization For Women Turns 39 Again

ISSUE 43•19 ISSUE 42•34 | 08.23.06 | News

WASHINGTON, DC—Though officials are vague about what year NOW was founded, they do say a women's organization is only as old as it feels. more»
Keith Hernandez Narrowing Down List Of Places Women Do And Don't Belong

ISSUE 42•17 | 04.27.06 | Sports News in Brief

NEW YORK—Mets broadcaster Keith Hernandez, the subject of recent controversy after remarking that women "don't belong in the dugout," called a... more»
Silicon Breast Implants Perform Millions Of Calculations Per Second

ISSUE 41•49 | 12.07.05 | News in Photos
Annika Sorenstam Has Another Remarkable Year For A Lady

ISSUE 41•48 | 12.01.05 | Sports News

WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Annika Sorenstam, the absolutely adorable doll of golf's lighter, gentler side, and a true lady who has absolutely charmed ladies' golf fans since joining the always-heartwarming Ladies' Professional Golf Association Tour... more»
Scientific American Somehow Makes Woman Feel Bad About Her Body

ISSUE 41•46 | 11.16.05 | News in Photos
WNBA Draft To Double As Bachelorette Auction

ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•43 | 10.27.05 | Sports News in Brief

NEW YORK—In order to stimulate interest in the WNBA and allow its fans to get to know the sport's rising stars in a more intimate setting, the 2006 player draft will double as a charity bachelorette auction, with all the proceeds going directly to the cash-strapped league. more»