George W. Bush Having Trouble Finding Decent Cocaine Since Leaving White House
CRAWFORD, TX—Citing his dramatically reduced level of influence and his separation from old acquaintances in Washington, former president George W.
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Features Of George W. Bush Presidential Library
The technologically advanced and highly interactive George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum will open to the public on May 1 in Dallas.
History Licking Its Chops To Judge George W. Bush
'Let Me At That Fucker,' Says Branch Of Knowledge
CRAWFORD, TX—Claiming it can barely wait any longer to weigh in on the former president’s eight years in office, history, the branch of ...
George W. Bush Forgets To Mention 9/11 In Memoir
WASHINGTON—While his new book details tense relationships within his administration and admits mistakes were made in the execution of the Iraq War, former president ...
Bush Still Working On Manned Mission To Mars Quietly In Spare Time
DALLAS—Speaking from his home in Dallas, former president George W. Bush told reporters Tuesday that when he's not busy giving lectures or writing ...
Construction Complete On 9/11 Truther Memorial
UNDISCLOSED—On a remote patch of Kansas prairie believed to fall outside the range of U.N. spy satellites, construction is finally complete on the ...
George W. Bush Chuckles To Self Upon Thinking About How He Was President Of The United States For Almost A Decade
DALLAS—"Huh," uttered the amused former world leader, reflecting upon how for eight years he controlled the executive branch of the most powerful nation on ...
Ex-DHS Chief Asserts Terror Alerts Gamed Election
In his new book, former head of the Department of Homeland Security Tom Ridge says that the Bush administration pressured him to raise the terror...
Cheney To Slam Bush In New Book
In his forthcoming memoirs, former vice president Dick Cheney will reportedly air grievances he had with his onetime boss. What do you think?
Bush Dies Peacefully In His Sleep
WASHINGTON—George W. Bush, 43rd president of the United States of America, passed away painlessly in his sleep Monday night, White House...
Spider Eggs Hatch In Bush's Brain
WASHINGTON—President Bush collapsed to the floor of the Oval Office during a meeting with advisers when spiderlings hatched from thousands of...
Bush Spends Day Feverishly Booby-Trapping Desk
WASHINGTON—In preparation for the traditional task of welcoming his successor to the Oval Office, outgoing president George W. Bush canceled...
Single-Engine Cessna Crashes Into Bush
CAMP DAVID, MD—The Federal Aviation Administration said engine failure was to blame for a pilot losing control of a four-seater Cessna...
America's First Gay President Concludes Historic Second Term
WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush was unusually reflective in the final weeks of his administration, taking time during speeches...
Iran's Nuclear Operation Revealed To Be Cover For Greatest Roller Coaster Ever
TEHRAN, IRAN—Iran shocked the world by revealing that its suspected nuclear program was a cover for "Ali Baba and the 40 Loops"—the greatest ...
Bush Frustrated By Mother's Constant Questioning Of His Plans Post-White House
WASHINGTON—With his departure from office only months away, President George W. Bush told reporters Monday that he is "fed up" with the way...
