George W. Bush

George W. Bush Forgets To Mention 9/11 In Memoir

ISSUE 46•47 | 11.23.10 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—While his new book details tense relationships within his administration and admits mistakes were made in the execution of the Iraq War, former president George W. more»
Bush Still Working On Manned Mission To Mars Quietly In Spare Time

ISSUE 46•39 | 09.27.10 | News

DALLAS—Speaking from his home in Dallas, former president George W. Bush told reporters Tuesday that when he's not busy giving lectures or writing his memoirs, he spends most of his spare time working on the manned mission to Mars he proposed in January 2004. more»
Construction Complete On 9/11 Truther Memorial

ISSUE 46•36 | 09.07.10 | News

UNDISCLOSED—On a remote patch of Kansas prairie believed to fall outside the range of U.N. spy satellites, construction is finally complete on the long- awaited 9/11 Truther Memorial, sources confirmed Wednesday. more»
The Presidency

ISSUE 45•44 | 11.03.09 | Slideshow
George W. Bush Chuckles To Self Upon Thinking About How He Was President Of The United States For Almost A Decade

ISSUE 45•39 | 09.21.09 | News

DALLAS—"Huh," uttered the amused former world leader, reflecting upon how for eight years he controlled the executive branch of the most powerful nation on earth and acted as commander in chief of its 1.4 million active-duty troops. "President." more»
Ex-DHS Chief Asserts Terror Alerts Gamed Election

ISSUE 45•35 | 08.24.09 | American Voices

In his new book, former head of the Department of Homeland Security Tom Ridge says that the Bush administration pressured him to raise the terror... more»
Cheney To Slam Bush In New Book

ISSUE 45•34 | 08.17.09 | American Voices

In his forthcoming memoirs, former vice president Dick Cheney will reportedly air grievances he had with his onetime boss. What do you think? more»
Bush Dies Peacefully In His Sleep

ISSUE 45•04 | 01.20.09 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—George W. Bush, 43rd president of the United States of America, passed away painlessly in his sleep Monday night, White House... more»
Bush, Cheney Stand Back-To-Back, Cock Shotguns One Last Time

ISSUE 45•03 | 01.14.09 | News in Photos
Spider Eggs Hatch In Bush's Brain

ISSUE 45•03 | 01.14.09 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—President Bush collapsed to the floor of the Oval Office during a meeting with advisers when spiderlings hatched from thousands of... more»
Bush Spends Day Feverishly Booby-Trapping Desk

ISSUE 45•03 | 01.12.09 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—In preparation for the traditional task of welcoming his successor to the Oval Office, outgoing president George W. Bush canceled... more»
Single-Engine Cessna Crashes Into Bush

ISSUE 45•02 | 01.06.09 | News in Brief

CAMP DAVID, MD—The Federal Aviation Administration said engine failure was to blame for a pilot losing control of a four-seater Cessna... more»
America's First Gay President Concludes Historic Second Term

ISSUE 44•51 | 12.18.08 | News

WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush was unusually reflective in the final weeks of his administration, taking time during speeches... more»
Outgoing First Lady Laura Bush Shows Michelle Obama Secret White House Bone Closet

ISSUE 44•51 | 12.17.08 | Radio News
Iran's Nuclear Operation Revealed To Be Cover For Greatest Roller Coaster Ever

ISSUE 44•52 ISSUE 44•51 | 12.15.08 | News

TEHRAN, IRAN—Iran shocked the world by revealing that its suspected nuclear program was a cover for "Ali Baba and the 40 Loops"—the greatest coaster in history. more»
Bush Frustrated By Mother's Constant Questioning Of His Plans Post-White House

ISSUE 44•50 | 12.14.08 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—With his departure from office only months away, President George W. Bush told reporters Monday that he is "fed up" with the way... more»
Bush Picks Laser Background For Presidential Portrait

ISSUE 44•51 | 12.10.08 | Radio News
Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore

ISSUE 44•50 | 12.09.08 | News

WASHINGTON—"Al Gore has prevailed—I hope he can see this nation through a catastrophic recession and an unending war in Iraq," said George W. Bush. more»
President To Face Down Monster Attack, Own Demons In Action-Packed Schedule

ISSUE 44•50 | 12.09.08 | O-SPAN

The press secretary tells reporters that before the president can defeat the monster, he'll have to defeat his greatest enemy of all: his own doubts. more»
Bush's Eyelid Accidentally Nailed To Wall

ISSUE 44•50 | 12.08.08 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush sustained a perforation injury to his right eyelid when a pneumatic nail gun malfunctioned and shot a... more»
Bush Dragged Behind Presidential Motorcade For 26 Blocks

ISSUE 44•49 | 12.04.08 | News in Brief

KANSAS CITY, MO—President Bush sustained serious head injuries, massive internal bleeding, and a broken left leg Monday morning after being... more»
I'm Really Gonna Miss Systematically Destroying This Place

ISSUE 44•49 | 12.01.08 | Commentary

Oh, America. Eight years went by so fast, didn't they? I feel like I hardly got to know you and methodically undermine everything you once stood... more»
Bush Passes Three-Pound Kidney Stone

ISSUE 44•48 | 11.28.08 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—President Bush collapsed in the Oval Office after spontaneously expelling a 3-pound kidney stone from his bladder, sources... more»
In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume

ISSUE 44•48 | 11.24.08 | Newsroom

The pardon assures that Libby will not face any more repercussions for his role in the Valerie Plame scandal or be eaten on Thanksgiving. more»
Crocodile Bites Off Bush's Arm

ISSUE 44•47 | 11.19.08 | News in Brief

HOMESTEAD, FL—A 14-foot crocodile bit off President Bush's left arm at the shoulder Monday, a White House memo reported. Bush, who was... more»
Bush Tumbles Wildly Down Washington Monument Staircase

ISSUE 44•46 | 11.12.08 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush sustained 24 broken bones, massive internal hemorrhaging, and a severe concussion Monday after falling... more»
Bush: 'Can I Stop Being President Now?'

ISSUE 44•45 | 11.04.08 | News

WASHINGTON—In a press conference held this morning on the White House lawn, President Bush formally asked the assembled press corps and members of his own administration if, in light of today's election, he could stop being the... more»
Bush Asks Advice For This Friend Of His Who Invaded Iraq

ISSUE 47•52 ISSUE 44•45 | 11.03.08 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush has reportedly been soliciting advice from White House aides for a friend of his who ordered military... more»
Bush Calls For Panic

ISSUE 44•42 | 10.15.08 | News

WASHINGTON—Many call the plan Bush's most well-thought-out proposal to date which calls for hysterical fear, dry heaving, and the legalization of trampling. more»
Bush Calls In National Marching Band To Lift U.S. Spirits

ISSUE 44•40 | 10.03.08 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—President Bush called the Coalition of Instrumentalists and Minstrels, more commonly known as the national marching band, to... more»

george w. bush

George W. Bush Forgets To Mention 9/11 In Memoir

Bush Still Working On Manned Mission To Mars Quietly In Spare Time

Construction Complete On 9/11 Truther Memorial

The Presidency

George W. Bush Chuckles To Self Upon Thinking About How He Was President Of The United States For Almost A Decade

Ex-DHS Chief Asserts Terror Alerts Gamed Election

Cheney To Slam Bush In New Book

Bush Dies Peacefully In His Sleep

Bush, Cheney Stand Back-To-Back, Cock Shotguns One Last Time

Spider Eggs Hatch In Bush's Brain

Bush Spends Day Feverishly Booby-Trapping Desk

Single-Engine Cessna Crashes Into Bush

America's First Gay President Concludes Historic Second Term

Outgoing First Lady Laura Bush Shows Michelle Obama Secret White House Bone Closet

Iran's Nuclear Operation Revealed To Be Cover For Greatest Roller Coaster Ever

Bush Frustrated By Mother's Constant Questioning Of His Plans Post-White House

Bush Picks Laser Background For Presidential Portrait

Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore

President To Face Down Monster Attack, Own Demons In Action-Packed Schedule

Bush's Eyelid Accidentally Nailed To Wall

Bush Dragged Behind Presidential Motorcade For 26 Blocks

I'm Really Gonna Miss Systematically Destroying This Place

Bush Passes Three-Pound Kidney Stone

In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume

Crocodile Bites Off Bush's Arm

Bush Tumbles Wildly Down Washington Monument Staircase

Bush: 'Can I Stop Being President Now?'

Bush Asks Advice For This Friend Of His Who Invaded Iraq

Bush Calls For Panic

Bush Calls In National Marching Band To Lift U.S. Spirits

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